Mr. Coolguy

Welp. That's it. It's been super fun being insane at all of you, but it's time to light this thing on fire and move on. So, this week we recap our almost year making Mr. Coolguy and then give you, our sweet dear wonderful listener, a little taste of what's to come next. The fuse has been lit. The Space Station will be gone soon. Thanks for listening, Coolguys.

Garfield's refusal to engage with an audience member leads Paul and Alex into a discussion about communication, hubristic waterfowl, government sponsored rage horns, and a future in which holiday flora must be seduced and conquered before it can be displayed. Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!

https://garfield.com/comic/2018/11/27

Work! Work! Work! Garfield leads us to discuss the difference between work and pleasure. Stardew Valley is eating Alex's life, Paul is dealing with bloodlung, Trader Joe's has racially insensitive pizzas, and a mysterious slimy presence has joined us on the moon.

Well, it's another day here on the moon. Our daily Garfield leads us to talk about stuffed animal shaming, bilingual pets, the demons in our childhood bedrooms, potty training, the ghost of Mr. Rogers, and possessed billboards.

It's finally time. This week Paul and Alex give you fine folks an audio tour of our Moon fort recording base. We walk you through what it's like to live up here, looking down on the little blue marble where we send all of our transmissions. We describe some of our other lunar based projects as well, like making sure aliens know about Kid Rock. Also...someone took Alex's Pringles. He is friggin pissed about it. So, come along with us on a Moonventure. You don't even need a ding dang spaceship.

It's Bird Reaping Day! It's Bird Reaping Day! All the young Pigeon wadders shout, Hooray!! Happy November, friends. This week on Mr. Coolguy we take a walk down memory lane and share our favorite Bird Reaping memories, sing some songs, and talk about our favorite Bird Reaping traditions. We discuss Jimmy the eternal reaper, and, in an atypical political twist we even confront the corporate war on Bird Reaping Day and it's effect on our sacred traditions. So, grab your pigeon wadding gloves, cover your freshly harvested blue jay in nutmeg, raise your voices and join us in celebration on what is, for us, the true beginning of the Holiday Season.

When we left the HorrorDome last week we were down two nightmarish villains, and the Horror heavyweights were circling each other with demented glee. Join us for chainsaw melees, mutant centaur ghouls, special guests, and a conclusion that just may bring a tear to your eye on Part II of Mr. Coolguy's Halloween special.

Hold on to your candy corn, it's about to be a nightmare fueled blood bath. In an effort to crown the most gruesome and terrifying horror movie monster, Paul and Alex toss ten iconic monsters into a state of the art invincible battle dome, pile machetes and chainsaws in the middle, open the gates, and say...Slash. All your buds are here, Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pennywise, All the friggin Gremlins, and a host of other video demons, Aliens, possessed holiday characters, cannibals, and...as always...one hero. Who will emerge victorious?Welcome to Horrordome!!

What the heck is keeping all of those planes up in the air? Physics? No Way. Paul and Alex have turned on the "fasten seatbelts" sign, because this week they're peeling back the glamours of the airline industry. We talk gatekeepers, trollports, flight wizards, celebrity holo-puppets, the mystical rites of French airlines, and in terminal culinary coverups. Get ready to fly the magical skies!

It's time to get unplugged. We're too attached to our devices. You know, our microwaves, and hairdryers, and blenders. Wake up sheeple!! This week Paul and Alex help you through all of the ways that you can unplug and start using your appliances for their natural purposes. Also, we think Garfield may have become sentient.