Mr. Coolguy

It's May! Blossoms are springing up all over, and Mr. Coolguy has some great gardening tips for you! You'll learn how to grow an antichrist, the best way to communicate with your window plants, and strategies to deal with all of those dead puppies you have after gardening. Get outside and get in some dirt!

Paul and Alex get some super powers and use them to solve "crime" in their very own gritty reboot. No puppies were harmed in the making of this episode.

There are tiny people making all of our blenders and fans and toilet paper dispensers work. How do we maintain harmony with this civilization that supports ours?? Also, we force an episode title because Alex made a dumb picture that he likes.

Oh, it's a nostalgia fest this week. McDonald's toys, voice recorders, Oliver and Company, and the ULTIMATE SOLUTION. ...we talk about Garfield as well.

After all this excitement with zipper people and mysterious calls from the underFlorida, Paul and Alex take a look back at our source material in an effort to better understand the madness they've released. We call these trips into the world of the fat cat "The L Files". Join us as we discuss the Davian field of Influence, Garfield's insane feet, and the demented world of Kennywood.

Paul and Alex may have stumbled into an alternate Universe. They may have put their hero Jim Davis into serious trouble. They may have invented a Lasagna bomb.

It's a horror show in the studio this week! We had a guest we thought we knew, and then...the Zippening began!! Tune in to see if your hosts can cling to reality in this weeks psychological thriller.

March Madness is about...Basketball?!?!? Sorry. That doesn't seem nearly insane enough for us. To that end we, set up and execute a sublimely random tournament to the death of some of our favorite historical and pop culture bad asses. Who will emerge the champion of March? Listen and learn!

This week we turn ten (episodes)! To celebrate we take a trip down memory lane, discuss the Holy Trinity's film making abilities, and delve into Napoleon's deep desire to ride a dog.

This week we make a sick bird. He's totally rad, has cannonball skills, and he's gonna be a movie star. He hates seals, though. You're not a seal are you?