In the Bible, it's known as the land of milk and honey, but we just call in Japan. This week, we talk about Japanese spirits, and I don't mean sake. Don't just listen, feel this one deep down in your shirikodama.

By the way, do you remember Fatal Frame Two? My god, what a game.

Sure, you have a dog at home, but did you know dogs can also be a year? Did you know they can be a guy - a European, for instance? Of course you did. You're a bright ball of glowing light that sheds love like light on all it sees and reaches. That's why I'm going to forewarn you: we didn't spend any time referencing The Baha Men in this episode, and that's on us. 

Who. Who. Who who among us is perfect? Please join us as we grow in the new year. 

We may have drank a little too deeply of the holiday spirit. On this episode we chatted about if Pottersville was a new holiday classic. We also enjoyed the company of one a half special guests. 

Enjoy, ya filthy animal.

As I emerged back into the scorching desert, I could feel the wind blown sand stick to my dry, cracked lips. Behind me, the screams that squealed like a loose trimotor grew closer. Who knew if what we awakened in the 7-sided room could step foot outside of its stone dominion? And what havoc would it wrought on nearby Sanhur? I couldn't stick around to find out. There was only one way to stitch it back into the outer veil. I had to get my hands on that amulet.

When you hear a bump in the night and wake up to a room of newly cobbled shoes; When you're walking on the dark part of the path and you know something's following you by the tiny little bells on its nasty little feet; You know it in your heart. You've been visited by lil' stinkers.

Creeps, Boogers, Imps, Sneaks, Goblins, Borrowers, Knacks, Voln, Gnomes, Moinks, Trolls, Googies, Gremlins, Snatchers, Rippers, Pookas, Spookies, Elves, Tillywabbers, Whims, Pixies, Jules, Fairies, Dusters, Nablins, Hobs, Granks, and Stanklets are all on the table when we're serving up stinkers.

Swing the starboard and port jigs into your ear galleys. We're cruising out to sea to learn all about the soggiest, scariest, and saltiest creatures of legend. Man over board? No. Man over-stimulated; with fun facts and spooky tales. 

Farewell! The Deep, she beckons me.

It's our first Freaksgiving together as folklore investigators and we celebrate with some of our favorite dishes. Gather your family around the video call and listen to this instant holiday classic. But, only after you have finished all the deviled eggs. Otherwise, you-know-who rises from the fiery depths at midnight. The devil.

BAZINGA. This episode is from when we were young, like Sheldon. Dawson divulges a personal experience with the boys, beginning an overarching narrative that we will masterfully weave through the next 400 episodes.

Recorded this one a little while ago. I don't remember much about it, but that's not important; What's important is that we started recording our podcast before you, Michelle Obama!

Listen, did we want to deliver the best damn podcast about vampires possible? Not initially, but that didn't stop us from accidentally delivering the best damn podcast about vampires.