Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: Funny Stories for Kids

Meet Percy the Pencil: bright yellow, perfectly pink eraser, and a shiny silver tip. But Percy had a big wobbling worry—his very first day at school! Could he write straight lines, spell the right words, and survive being... used?

From a brand new pencil case with chatty rulers and bouncing scissors, to wobbly letters turning into flying cats, racing snails, and dancing dragons, Percy learns a wonderful secret: mistakes aren't mistakes at all. They are adventures waiting to happen. Every wiggly line makes stories come alive, full of character and fun.

• Episode length: ~9 minutes
• Ages: 4–400
• Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, or anytime kids and grown-ups want a story filled with whimsy and joy

Press play and join Percy, Emma, and Professor Inkwell in a kids storytelling podcast full of wobbles, giggles, and gloriously wonky adventures. Ridiculous, warm, and wonderfully barmy.

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Looking for funny bedtime stories for kids that are clean, cosy, and calming? Welcome to Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits, a weekly kids storytelling podcast packed with short, silly children's stories told with warmth, wit, and a dash of theatrical flair.

Every week Mr Morton opens a wriggly, wayward, wildly imaginative book from his very peculiar bookshop and out tumbles a bonkers tale of magnificent mayhem. Expect mischief, nonsense, and characters who make spectacularly terrible choices that somehow turn out triumphantly. Wholesome chaos, warm endings, every time.

What you will get each week:

• Short fun kids stories perfect for winding down before lights out
• Clean, kind humour, never mean, never scary
• A warm cosy ending designed to help kids settle
• Brilliant for bedtime, the school run, car journeys, and after school wind down
• New story every Tuesday

For bedtime bookworms, back seat adventurers, and parents who insist they are just listening along. Ages four to four hundred welcome. Sensible stories are kept on a different shelf.

If you are searching for quiet stories for kids that are funny without being frantic, or a kids story podcast that makes bedtime easier and gives tired grown ups something to smile about, tap Follow so the next bonkers bit is ready when you need it.

Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits. Funny children's stories. Warm endings. Your easiest bedtime win.