I have found that sometimes doing one thing destroys something else. At those times I refer to the dog. Seriously! Laugh as I tell how pets are most important.

I was asked to be a substitute teacher for a history class. It did not go as planned. Laugh as I tell the story.

I need to relax and focus more. I've tried a tea ceremony and it left me wanting. Laugh as I tell you about my version of ancient culture.

Whatever happened to the Aspirin ads? These days they want us to get drugs for diseases nobody has. Laugh as I take you through the world of big money and bigger stupidity.

Ignore politics! There's a war going on that no one realizes. Laugh as I boldly tell you all what's really going on.

Some legends you just can't kill. Some flowers are like that too. Laugh as I tell of the Lone Hyacinth

The universe has always been against me. I accept that. But now it's conspiring to make others hate me as well. Laugh as I explain.

Self-Care is very important. 99% of the time it has great results. Thing is, I'm in the 1%. Laugh as I tell the tale.

I was watching the Olympics thinking I can't do that. Then I thought, I don't even want to do that!! Laugh with me as I explain.

You asked for it, and now you got it. But don’t worry It's not contagious. Laugh as I tell the tale of how I became Mr. Ohh!