I would rather buy locally, but there are things you can only get online. Some of these I don't understand. Laugh as I tell of my shopping dilemma.

Everybody wants you to pay attention to them. That’s why they put up signs. Laugh as I explain why that's idiotic!!

Life takes you many places. Most of which you don't want to go. Travel is easy, getting there is hard. Laugh as I tell of my experiences.

Folks say they want to be superman. But you shouldn't. Read the books. Heroes have terrible problems. Laugh as I explain.

I'm not saying I'm a saint, but why does everyplace try turn me into a criminal? I thought that was wrong. Laugh as I explain My situation.

They say talk is cheap. I disagree. It must be expensive because no one does it anymore. Laugh as I tell my story. As long as I don't talk.

If no one intends to make terrible entertainments, why is there so much of it around?? Laugh as I tell you of my recent experiences.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie. Then throw it into someone’s face. Laugh as I tell you my views on regret.

I've often said, "Embrace your idiocy" But some take this too far. Laugh as I tell you the steps, I've taken to correct this.

Shopping can be a lot of fun, with bargain hunting and all. I might even be better with friends? Laugh as I define the 'MIGHT'