They say, "No good deed goes unpunished." I entertain children and they made me a celebrity. Laugh as I tell of how wrong that is!

Life is complicated, the thing is technology wants it to be more complicated and tries to tell me it's easier. Don't understand?? Laugh as I explain

Every time I go shopping It's always the same thing. Half of the stuff in my cart gets crushed. Laugh as I explain why.

I want to search the internet, find what I need get offline. But they won't let me!! They tempt me with pretty pictures and cat videos. Laugh as I try to figure this all out!

I would rather buy locally, but there are things you can only get online. Some of these I don't understand. Laugh as I tell of my shopping dilemma.

Everybody wants you to pay attention to them. That’s why they put up signs. Laugh as I explain why that's idiotic!!

Life takes you many places. Most of which you don't want to go. Travel is easy, getting there is hard. Laugh as I tell of my experiences.

Folks say they want to be superman. But you shouldn't. Read the books. Heroes have terrible problems. Laugh as I explain.

I'm not saying I'm a saint, but why does everyplace try turn me into a criminal? I thought that was wrong. Laugh as I explain My situation.

They say talk is cheap. I disagree. It must be expensive because no one does it anymore. Laugh as I tell my story. As long as I don't talk.