Mr. Windy is The BIGGEST Loser today. The Agony of Defeat is clear for Charles, Oh' but Mr. Windy will blame his NIKE Air Max's for the spongy start, and he's not the "come-from-behind" kind of guy. WAIT, AM I ON SOME KIND OF TRACK TEAM OR ARE YOU F-STERS TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF ME NUDE?

Introducing "Chick Wings"! Baby Chicken Wings from Baby Chickens, Chick Wings.  NOT WINGS FOR GIRLS! Baby Chicken Chicks.  Winner, Winner Baby Chicken Dinner. Let us all just slow down and forget why we're here, and listen to my show.  NO HARD FEELINGS, I hope I see you again, not never.

That's it! The jig is up! Time to pay the piper. AHH 3 HOTS AND A COT. LOL

Charles comes clean on Jail, The Hospital, The Bird, The Jug of Piss, blah, blah, blah... 

Mr Windy is back, and still Running On Empty. LIFE'S NOT BAD HERE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN, I GOT FISH STICKS AND RAMIN, PROPANE, AND A LAZY BOY HERE IN MY VAN, AND YES, I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. AND YES, I'M HAPPY. Charles talks about President's Day and the British Royals.

Running on Empty with Mr. Windy. - My Recent Stay at the Amityville Horror House. 

Single-digit temperatures are moving through Northern Michigan, and Mr. Windy is toughing it out in his van. He has 2 hoodies so he'll be ok. Mr. Windy ain't no sissy! HEY1 LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS ON MY SHOW! OK, BYE.

Running On Empty with Mr. Windy. YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDER STAN, LIFE IN THE VAN, DODGEIN' THE MAN, GET IT WHEN YOU CAN, BEER CAN, BROKE FAN, SNOWMAN! I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! HOT DAMN!

As if the frozen North couldn't get any worse, Mr. Windy's heater broke. Damn near caught the camper on fire. 5 Day's No Heat. And who comes to the rescue? Find out on this Episode of Running On Empty with Mr. Windy.

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So Charles has built himself an igloo, a snow house, or a snow hut/van. Got robbed for Thanksgiving, swindled really, and didn't even get kissed. Digging out from 10 feet of snow, Mr. Windy finds himself running out of smokes, whiskey, and cash. With only 20 days to retirement, will he make it?

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OK Campers! The chickens are all dead. The garden is dead. Stay in the frozen north or migrate to Florida like a bird. WELL, HERE'S A BIRD FOR YOU!  AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WHAT ON EARTH WOULD OVER 1/2 A MILLION PEOPLE BE LISTING TO THIS FOR? I DON'T FRICKIN' KNOW. JUST KEEP THAT COIN COMMIN'. OK BYE.

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