OK Campers! The chickens are all dead. The garden is dead. Stay in the frozen north or migrate to Florida like a bird. WELL, HERE'S A BIRD FOR YOU!  AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WHAT ON EARTH WOULD OVER 1/2 A MILLION PEOPLE BE LISTING TO THIS FOR? I DON'T FRICKIN' KNOW. JUST KEEP THAT COIN COMMIN'. OK BYE.

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Mr. Windy has been on the lamb for over a year. Don't you think it's time to turn yourself in? Clear your name, and return to being a contributing member of society. Well there's a tale of wisdom and woe as to why he ain't going to jail, ain't gettin' fined, don't need no friends, chickens, tomatoes or radio shows.

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LISTEN TO ME. LISTENER ADVISORY IS SUGGESTED. I AM GOING ON RETIREMENT. I WORKED AT HOOTERS 10 YEARS. TURKEYS, TURKEYS, TURKEYS. PURPLE HEAD MUSHROOMS & LGBTQ, N, A, I + . I'M Bi. Ok Bye.

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THIS SHOW IS FU@#IN' BAD, BUT IT ALL GENTRYS FAULT!, I'M GONNA LIVE TIL 2065. HOW CAN I DO A SHOW WITH NO HEADPHONES? NO MICROPHONE? NO BEER, NO SMOKES? GENTRY'S GOT A FANCY STUDIO. I'M A MASTER GARDENER, AND I HAVE 50 TOMATOES. HEY! DON'T LISTEN! FUG.

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Well, well, well, Mr. Windy has busted out of the Veterans Re-education Camp and is one the lamb in a secret location. (listen close, he says where he is) Reports say Charles has dialed it back and is doing good. Listening to him spin his tale tells a different story, a dark story. Windy's dark passenger wants to play. Farmer Windy has the garden green, while Sailboat Captain Mr. Windy has run aground somewhere in Florida. Grab a shot of something strong and come on, It's the Mr. Show.

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In this, the latest installment of Running On Empty with Mr. Windy, Charles Shaw Show, broadcast, podcast, we find our hero on his boat, in Florida, just pissing over this side of life, drinkin' a warm beer, clammin'. No more, no more. Mr. Windy is in charge, the Captain, a man in charge of... "SHHHHHH, I'm not supposed to be here"

Let's forge ahead, we got a "Shipwreck" of a show for ya, don't hurt 'em Charles. 

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So, Charles called in to do a show, he said blah blah blah. Same old Mr. Windy "Can't sail a ship on yesterday's wind" Bullshit. Caution: Listening to the Mr. Windy Podcast can cause some of his crazy to rub off on you.

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Mr. Windy find himself once again under the thumb of the man. This time the Feds got him in the VRQ (Veterans Restoration Quarters). And they payin' him too much, so much he gone crazy. So this show is brought to you by Double Tree by Hilton, hilton.com and all that. Hurricane Charles is threatening local impact on SWFL. Maybe a direct hit on Fort Myers Beach or the Caloosahatchee River. Mr. Windy often finds it in his heart to help his fellow man, if there might be a free boat in the deal. No excuses today, done over stayed his welcome here. Gonna have a yard sale. "Tell my fans to start listening again. ok bye."

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Mr. Windy finally records a show after 1.5 year hiatus. He address all the allegations and we find out that Mr. Windy claims he is in the money living at a homeless shelter in North Carolina. Please be aware that the subjects discussed can be sensitive to some viewers. Listener discretion is advised. 

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Here she blows, another installment of The Mr, Windy Show Running On Empty.  From Multi-Thousandair to $46 Mr Windy has cast the net for a small boat, camper, some back yard space... or maybe a Cash App plea. Don't miss an episode of the saga Subscribe, LIKE and comment wherever you get your podcasts. 

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