Driving takes fuel - for your truck and for your holy body! James ranks the best snacks for road trips and Mark considers the months!

Do you literally want to die when peoples use the wrong word wrongly? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check us out for some grammar and histories!!!

Lovers, the thing about ranking is that it divides us. Pushes us into little camps where we are ready to do BATTLE over Twix v KitKat. (KitKat or we aren't friends). And as sad as it is to sow division and stir up hatred, we are willing to say you're either the type of person that will be comfortable just going to the grocery store aisles you need stuff in, or you are the superior soul that will do every aisle.

Every aisle, every time.

Hello Lovers! Today these two grown men take us on a trip to their favorite fantasy vacation spots and rank the books they claim they've read!

Oooh the Dog Days of August!!! As we swelter in our shelters across the country, we turn to our brave Texas for advice on how to stay cool in the blistering heat! Later, James tries to explain why dolphins are so scary.

A dissertation on all the ways a man can hate on a hot dog. Can you say 'Ruffle Pie'?

Or to put it another way, ants on logs! This week our brave men in Lubbock are wrestling the question of the ages - can you eat a bug and not barf! Later on Jamie comes in with a definitive list of vegetables that should never have been. Tuck in your napkin and let's list this up!

Siddown right here and grab your Olive Garden for a spin through Training Day. Or Glory. Or Malcolm X, Or Philadelphia. Or LOOK OUT FOR ALL THE RANKING!

Arbor Day or Groundhog's Day? Belmont Stakes Day or Kentucky Derby Day? The MasterRankers are here to do best and worst holidays as we sharpen our steak knives for the July 4th weekend!!!

This week the boys have help from a very special guest - country star Josh Abbott. Join them to hear about dad powers, dad sayings and celebrity dads - good and bad.