Much Love from West Texas

This week the boys take on the Kentucky Derby, the race to the moon, and the 100 meter dash. Confused? So were they. But in the end, they crossed the finish line in their own inimitable way.  

A-Rod to Zaharias, we want suds with these studs!!

The Gents of your Dreams are back with their fears of cottage cheese and their fantasies of Masters Fried Chicken Sundays. Get up in this deal!

Thousands of times a day you pick up, put down, kick aside, wash, use, clean, and throw away so many many things. Let's get rid of some! Also, James has some movies he feels he's been robbed of a sequel on. Where's E.T. 2 The Voyage Home? Where's Sleepless In Seattle: Insomniac's Revenge? Where's our follow-up to the timeless arm-wrestling battle classic, Over The Top? Listen and find out!

What you have to understand is Mark is both happiest with no shirt and also happy without, it's real hard to know which is which.

James pulls together some great features coming to a truck near you! (Probably not).

Say pilgrim. You think you can outdraw me? Well you just grab hold of that kiwi and give it your best shot! Later we'll remind you about the commercials you will never forget. Ever. On your dying day the jingles will not leave your head.

Ever.

FACT #1- The best foods come in circular form. You know that's true and we will fight you if you try and say something at us. FACT #2- Mark will risk all the ridicule to keep his fingers from being very greasy.

Everybody has someone they love to hate. Frankly, Hollywood had taken a lot of your money making characters that irritate the potatoes out of us. Grab your spats and join us for the definitive rankings!

No, they are not related.

From the great minds of our two officiating hosts, this is the definitive ranking of classical music composers of all time. If you know your bassoon from your butt, you'll agree they have come up with the list of the greats. Also Mark is irritated that someone has asked him to be alive at all.

West Texas is back in your personal space - like it or not. Mark and James are in your car, they are in your house, they are going to the gym with you and you're even talking about them to your friends and loved ones. Now brace yourself for insight into the women they admire. Also game shows.

We were as shocked as you to find they didn't know what Joker's Wild was. We are barely willing to forgive them. But we found a way to love them for enlightening us on the etymological relationship between Tsars and Cesars. And we don't mean the salad.

Enjoy, and Much Love.

~JW & JPS