Mum’s Friend Energy

A simple yet elegant summer drop, best consumed with one hand on the glass and the other partially inserted inside your favourite public figure.

"The left thumb must always know what the right thumb is doing." Baby Jesus

A very special occasion - time to dust off that old bottle of Penfolds, lay down some Egyptian cotton on a designer lawn, watch the sun go down and contemplate a 'would-you-rather?' about hydrochloric acid or the cum of a fuckboy.

Decant your favourite pinot, pop this episode on, and let the air hit the red with the energy of Mike Tyson interacting with pigeons, or a freshly spooned Jeff Buckley swimming safely. 

A bottle of drinkable wine, to be enjoyed while reading the episode description of an obscure but glorious podcast. This episode is good, listen to it. I'm going to bed.

A frosted cherry atop a sundae, on a sunday. A perfect extra detail to round off a classic, weekend adventure - such as a trip to a desert island with your favourite childrens-tv-entertainer, or a liesurely nature hike to your nearest sex cave.

A quick drink between locations, to be enjoyed alongside a brief liminal state - such as standing in front of a fridge eating a pickle dipped in hommous, or dealing with the gastronomical aftermath of a cannibalistic brunch.

A prideful display of power, punctuated by sporadic pockets of Politics, Polyamory and Turbo Purring.  

An artisanal quench, drawn from the finest grapes. To be enjoyed alongside a high stakes parlor game with friends, or a solitary weep on a hillside covered in used nangs and broken promises.

An episode officially endorsed by long-time supporter and now corporate sponsor of the show - Multigold.

Peppery notes and an acidic aftertaste. Best sipped casually with a mix of raw almonds and roasted Samwise.