Mum’s Friend Energy

A dry, sarcastic flavour. A rich accompaniment to a violent, personal act, such as scraping yourself bare across concrete, or spending time with family.

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here (Actually you can really, I have no agency over you, I am a narrative voice that only exists in these episode descriptions, I have no hands to hold, or mouth with which to scream). See you next week *blows a little kiss*

A bottle you only pull out on very special occasions, to be shared with your favourite person who also only pulls out on very special occasions.

A full-bodied burgundy, heavily acidic, with a grainy texture. This episode was sponsored by Sophie's Holes; a Non-fungible product brought to you by Multigold.

A spiritual experience, rich with inspiring visions of bespoke ballbags, cushion farts, and merchandising.

A rare, smoky vintage - Swirling with an aromatic mist that may evoke feelings of irrational mirth & feverish horniness. 

An exciting cocktail for a very special occasion. Aesthetic layers of child violence, cosmic buttholes and limoncello.

A perfect, nostalgic accompaniment to either a family luncheon, a day at the races with friends, or an intimate picnic with a deranged sado-masochist.

To be paired with a day out in a Farm to Fork setting - rich with organic herbs & ecologically friendly waste solutions.

A dessert wine for a windown. Sleepy notes of roundhouse kicks, rizz kings, and reverse cowgirl.