Museum of The Vanishing Dog

Curator Lizz guides us on a zoological tour of human folly.Curator Sam reintroduces sex appeal to paleontology, one taupe bucket hat at a time.Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Sam gives Lizz a history lesson about the Bluegrass State. Lizz bought a blacklight! What will she find? (This epsiode was recorded a while ago but we've had some technical issues. Excuse our tardiness)Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Lizz guides Sam through a waxen parade of surgically implausible events. Sam has forgotten how to read. Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Lizz takes Sam to a worm concert. Sam forgets to make any vore jokes.Thanks to Hyenik, who played the zither music featured in this episode.Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Lizz gets thrown into a dream portal by her cat. Sam fails to speak for 90 minutes without landing on conspiracy. We learn that maybe cottagecore would be good if it were less terrestrial and more .... extra...terrestrial.Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Lizz and Sam force aside dual cases of brain rot to give you a variety episode. Presented today: Lizz's Roadtrip Horrors! Racism in Museums and Academia? More Likely than You Think! and, Cabinets of Lesser Known Cryptids!Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

This episode was recorded a while ago, and is being posted late because we took a week off to aid + put focus on the Black Lives Matter movement. We encourage listeners to do the same by donating to bail/mutual aid funds, and attending your local protests. More on these topics, and the exigent presence of racism in museum culture, in our next episode.Anyway:In this episode, we are fully saturated with mud. Also we become neurotypical after being pelted with blessed fruit that cures our mental illness. Sam rambles Kentuckian Wart Secrets for 20 straight minutes. Great!Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

This dog is doing the opposite of vanishing! Sam makes sure there is more blood in the museum than ever. Lizz gets a cool T-Shirt and irreversible trauma.Now with no audio glitches! (oops) Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Lizz refurbishes the museum’s cafe in a normal way. Sam won’t eat any resin.Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife

Sam recounts an upsetting scientific study. Lizz enjoys the reptile house.Find Us:@vanishingdogs@lizzhamilton@samsketchbookMusic by Greta Russell, @noise_wife