Müstache Waxing with Cris and David

Silk on your dress
Fingerprints on your neck
I'm a prince, I'm a king
I'm the fall, I'm the spring
I'm your favorite thing
It's a dangerous thing

Dig deep baby, dig deep
I've been waiting for this shit all week
I've been waiting for this shit all year
And right now I seem to lack fear so
Ooh, she eyeing the bottle
I pour up a cup
She pushin' the throttle
She swear it's the molly
You look like a model
Belong in Bugatti
So are you my shawty?
Tell me girl are you my shawty?

It's time to get deep into Debutante Balls. 

It's time for that ball to drop. Kiss your mate tonight and your computer tomorrow. Happy New Year!

Cris and David James Pischke are back discussing the finer things in life in an all new Season Two honoring select holidays starting with Christmas. The newborn King of Kings received the very holy gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by the three wise guys from the East. How fine are they? Play along on the new game, "Who gold? Who frankincense? Who myrrh?". Then look into the future of Christmas with Cris and learn why Horse Cruise's dressage dancing takes a dramatic dark turn. Merry Müstache.

On this first season finale of Müstache Waxing, Cris and David:

• Take a look back at all the donkey/Dickens
• Remember our finest guests
• Make amends with In Memoriam of Class: TenTimes We Left Our Manners at the Door
• Listen to the cutting room floor
• Remember all the Costco moments
• Discuss the future of Müstache Waxing
• Look back at the finest of the fine: The five golden rings of season one
• H.A.G.S.

Cris and David switch roles to discuss the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Cris tries to describe the art of horse dancing to David with little success. David tries to get Cris to make up entertaining translations of common dressage terms. Cris reveals the most important celebrities of the future and David plays loose with his golden rings. Shall we prance?

There is nothin' you can name that is anything like a dame.

Butlers, Barkleys, Batmans and bots.

Cris and David are joined by playwright and former Master of the House Philip Dawkins to discuss the mega hit musical Les Misérables. 

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