Harry faces the third Triwizard Tournament Task: a hedge maze. He and Cedric Diggory win the real first prize: friendship. Oh, did I say friendship? I meant death.

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Harry faces the second Task of the Triwizard Tournament: to rescue his Wheezy from the bottom of the lake. He also reunites with Sirius, who is living in a cave and eating garbage, so he's much improved.

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Harry faces his first task: a heist of the horde of a hostile Hungarian Horntail! Then something even more serious: he needs a date for the dance and he doesn't know any girls! We also find out what wise readers already knew, that Hermione is All That.

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Mad-Eye Moody has graduated from showing Harry's class illegal curses to casting illegal curses on the students. Harry has bigger problems though, because somehow his name got into the Goblet of Fire and he's in deadly peril. Again.

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Harry and his friends head back to Hogwarts for another school year. It's an unusual year, because Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament! Luckily they've hired a gruff, scarred battle wizard to keep a mad eye on things.

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We start on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! The story broadens and darkens as Harry attends the Quidditch World Cup while sinister forces (some new, some familiar) gather to plot against him. Also, we learn that Mr. Weasley can get anything he wants... except a Muggle's friendship.

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We watched the Prisoner of Azkaban movie! Basically everything has changed except the actors (mostly). Our favorite part is Gary Oldman screaming at the camera over and over.

We are Alice Sullivan (@alicemsullivan), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).

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Harry finally gets to the showdown with Sirius Black, Professor Lupin, and... Peter Pettigrew? He also discovers his patronus, travels through time, and rescues a hippogryph. Not such a dull semester after all.

Note: there are some audible children crying in the background of this episode. There will be no extra charge for this bonus content.

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Harry gets an education in terror from Lupin and an unfriendly Boggart. Harry needs to work on his Patronus but he has too few happy memories to draw from. Then, sadly, Buckbeak gets a new name: Headless Buckbeak.

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Harry obtains the awesome power of the Marauder's Map and uses it to play hooky from school. He also learns why everybody thinks he'll go after Sirius Black. Which, let's face it, he will.

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