My Ass Is Burning

Jeffrey Epstein is posthumously exonerated on charges of running a criminal underage sex trafficking ring by the Trump DOJ and FBI. Dad "saw this coming". Elon Musk starts the America party. Also, immigration, integration, deportation, degradation, and Ted Cruz.

We catch up on a Father's Day Morning. A little reminiscing. A little war in the Middle East. A little parade in a small town called Washington D.C.

We tried to record this episode three times. The first two devolved into chaos. This one had a slightly calmer tone. Los Angeles was burning. Or it wasn't. I don't fuckin know anymore.

Trump and Elon breakup. Dad doesn't "get" The Rehearsal on HBO. And he's made it abundantly clear that he won't be doing any jiggin and jugin in his Skechers sneakers.

i'm not editing these anymore

Katy Perry goes to space. Dad wants to go next. Trump wants a 3rd term. We can't all get what we want. Lookout for our animated series "Burning". Coming soon.

Dad goes all in on Elon and Trump. AI completely takes over, including this episode. Don't buy gas station gummies.

We're back. Dad claims his stress has evaporated in the wake of Trump's win, but it only takes him a few minutes to take aim at "the Squad" and the gals from the View. Part 2 later this week.

Steve from Tampa calls the podcast and lays out some interesting points on Roe v. Wade. Nancy Pelosi elbows a child. Rudy Giuliani gets a pat on the back. The Rhode Island State Senate race turns into the Royal Rumble. Call the podcast voicemail to get featured: (813) 586-0044‬.

Someone tries to kill Brett Kavanaugh, sort of. Mark Middleton, a former advisor to President Bill Clinton and link to Jeffrey Epstein, commits suicide twice. The Supreme Court makes guns great again in New York.