My Black Friends

Did you know that midget wrestling is a thing? Nothing wrong with it, but we definitely need to see it soon.

But would you rather get beat up by a little person or have your marriage proposal rejected in public?

We share some stories of different assemblies we had back in elementary school when we didn't know what we were supposed to respect. Schteve got to talk to a real astronaut in real-time, while Zo got to see a guy with no legs walk on his hands. I guess the standards of what quality live-action content was back then varied greatly.

First video of the episode invovles a white girl giving a speech at a Black wedding, which is always bad news. Then we talk about weird interactions with white people who expected something different from us as Black people.

The conversation touches on Twitter for a minute, but nobody really bites on the conversation except Schteve. But it's still important, so think about it.

Now we'd like to know if you ever wanted an item that would allow you to consume maximum mountain dew and ramen while playing Call of Duty. Actually we don't want to know that, Reddit does. Hopefully you don't. That would be sad.

We go over that trans man's suffering as a Barista at Starbucks. I'm sure a lot of you have seen this video but it is kinda funny to watch this person have a breakdown. There is no way being a barista is that intense.

Later on we see an epic fight that is a true underdog story, but it doesn't really end in anything more than a stalemate unfortunately.

Anyway, there is a lot to love about this episode, and we have Hiram's little brother, John, on board for the ride. Definitely share this one with your friends if you want to get them into a fun podcast.

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

In this episode of My Black Friends, we have guest Quentin Williams (@findnewmusicHVA) on to discuss... well, anything. He is one of our talented friends who wears many hats -- music suggestion, graphic design, web development, etc. The episode doesn't really cover those topics too much, but it is great to have him along for the ride. 

We watch some crazy videos, including a meme compilation provided by Donny T himself. This is of Biden bumbling. 

We also have a heated debate about cheating on your wife-- Zo may be on the wrong side of history in this one - but that is for you to decide. 

Anyway, enjoy the episode, and make sure you share it with your friends. Especially if you know Quen. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Ahh, Episode 69 - the sex number. Now that that's out of the way, this episode opens with a simple hypothetical by Steve - a bug in every drink or an animal in your room once a month. Leave your answer at the My Black Friends subreddit or YouTube comments. 

Then we have a video of a guy committing several tragic acts of "self defense", where he punches the shit out of the people defending him. It is hilarious. Then there is a disabled trans person being assaulted, that's pretty wild. The person seems to be playing a character though.

Steve also tells a story about his pup, Yusuke, breaking his ankles and causing a tumble. You should hear the whole story from Steve, it's quite embarrassing.  

Then the best part of the episode happens -- Fly Burgers. You gotta see it to believe it. 

There's more in there too, so make sure you check it out folks. We truly had a great time recording this one, so definitely share it with your friends if you want them to join in the fun. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Today we have Darronta Banks on as a guest. He has not been on since the 9/11 special of last year, so it is good to have him. Otherwise, it is business as usual. Zo talks about the gore he has been sending in the chat and nobody is watching. Then we get a hypothetical after a few videos. 

The opening clip is actually a former adult actress chasing after some guy who took her phone from her. She's kinda hot, but it's still funny when she chases down the car in flat. 

Then we check out Doja Cat painting herself gold. The room is split between her being still hot or being a weirdo. Cee Lo Green being painted gold is a lot cooler for sure. Then there is a video that is totally a hoot -- this kid is having a birthday and apparently there is a Hispanic tradition where the kid is assaulted with eggs, milk, and the cake itself. Hiram dies laughing at this one. 

One of the questions we take on first is "what movie disturbed you as a kid." Feel free to comment your answers on YouTube. 

Finally, we get into the beautiful world of prison beauty pageants and Steve asks a great hypothetical involving them. 

Tune in to see what we're chatting about and I hope you enjoy the episode. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Hurricane Ian rocked the southern part of the country. A lot of weathermen lost their lives that day. Well, not really. But you would think that they would since they are being forced out into these massive storms. The episode kicks off with some hurricane talk, then we get into a hypothetical. 

What if all the plants in the world were trying to get you to bury yourself alive? Tune into the first 15 minutes to hear the hypothetical. 

After that we talk about Rosie's trip to Mexico. He went to an island and had a great time. Except for when he fell off a jet ski. That part probably wasn't so great. But he survived so no complaints. Steve has a story of almost drowning too, actually so does Zo. I guess Black people having a fear of water is real. 

Then we answer the question "what is something that was awesome as a kid but sucks now?" Some great answers here, like masturbation and candy. Those things were pretty cool at a point but after growing up, not so much. 

A lil Halloween talk and a few more videos in this episode and then we close out with some talk about Jordan Peterson crying. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Someone stole Schteve's catalytic converter during last episode! Fun little behind-the-scenes fact. Anyway, we start this episode off with an MMA fight that ends in a guy pooping his pants. This guy literally pooped during an MMA fight. I can't imagine pooping during an MMA match, especially if I wasn't victorious. But this guy has to do a walk of shame right after losing and dripping dookie all over the mat. 

You wanna see the YouTube video for this one for sure. Then we check out a knock off juke party that seems to take place in Asia. It's pretty wild, the asses are nonexistent. But that's how it be sometimes. 

Steve's the first hypothetical this week, and he has one about a greek woman gone wrong. A few questions get answered, like does an SO make you happy? (No). Oh and a teacher paid some kids to beat up another kid. That's terrible but hilarious. 

Anyway make sure you check out the full episode and consider subscribing to us on social media. @myblackpodcast on all platforms. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

The boys are back from a lengthy break, feeling refreshed and ready to pod! Schteve quit smoking and started working out. Zo got a bunch of furniture in his basement. And we're excited to put out another episode after a long month of not being funny at all. 

This episode starts off with a quick recap of the break, then we chat about Joe Budden playing with his dog's privates (as well as other people's dogs). He defends himself, or at least attempts to, by saying that he loves dogs. 

We think that is pretty evident. 

Then Zo blows us out of the water with one of the best hypotheticals we've seen on this show yet. 

We have a bit of a news segment where we get into The "Purge" Act that got passed in Chicago. It is really just them getting rid of cash bail, but the ramifications could have some strange outcomes. Hopefully they follow it up with The Purge Act 2 some time in 2025. 

I'm trying to use my grenades. 

A lot of action in this episode, including a bus getting T-Boned lol. 

We're glad to be back and excited to see your comments on the YouTube channel. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Zo is back for real this time, and we're in the studio! Plus Leezy is on the couch again, so unfortunately there is no soundboard this episode. We definitely christened this studio with this one. The show starts with a couple fresh hypotheticals that Zo and Steve came up with during the long hiatus.

Zo really keeps the hypothetical questions flowing throughout the episode and it's honestly funny as hell. Then Zo goes redpill mode for a bit when asked if he would stop looking at Instagram models if his partner asked him to. This subject definitely splits the room.

We got into the concept of pronouns at a point too and everyone came up with some neat new pronouns to go by. Make sure you refer to us as our pronouns. But that conversation led into us chatting about times we angered or embarrassed our teachers in the past. Some good stories here.

It goes on, we hit an hour and a half on this episode because we were so excited to be in a more comfortable space. Hopefully you enjoy the episode and continue watching!

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Zo is finally back in the house! (sorta) 

This episode is the first episode in our new studio. Very excited to get things rolling in here -- we cover a guy with genitals on his arm that get burnt quite often, russians jumping through windshields, and other nonsense 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Roosevelt is back in the hot seat! This episode is pretty fun, so you will be happy he has returned to the co-host chair while Zo is absent. We kick it off with a video of an old guy dance contest that ends in a real headache. Then, Rosie asks a hypothetical about stuffing BBWs in your pee hole. 

Leezy getting more active on the sound board, pretty good timing by that guy. He will be hosting next week by the way. 

Rosie also went to the strip club and threw a whole 10 dollars. We're proud of him. 

Then we have some monkey hitmen trying to take out a little girl. He rides in on a scooter, which begs the question: would you pay for a team of monkey henchmen? 

Schteve tells some stories of how he used to hide food like an impoverished orphan. We have some more fat kid stories from the crew after that. 

A little this, a little that. One of the funniest things is a reddit post saying we should give BBLs to everyone that gets arrested for a serious crime. That would bring the rate down. 

Anyway, thanks for watching. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon