My Black Friends

To kick this episode off, Schteve asks if, hypothetically, the gang would give him a little bit of dick on his wedding day. But it's not what you're thinking. He wants to transfuse a piece of their penis to his, so that he can make sure that he's packing heat when the vows are consummated. 

It's like crowdfunding, but for dick. 

Anyway, it's a pretty strong intro. 

Then we watch this PSA for disabled people. It catches everyone a bit off guard and brings up the question, would you fight a wheelchair bound guy who boned your wife? Hiram says hell yeah fuck that guy. 

Then we learn something new about CPR. Apparently the best thing to do is grab the genitals and give them a couple kisses. We might be wrong about that though. 

Oh yeah, there's more Will Blunderfield this episode. This time he's letting us know how to boost our polarity and gain more prowess! Very exciting. 

Lots more happens in this episode. We go on for a pretty long time because Zo is gonna be gone for a month. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

We're moving to the new studio space soon! Before we go, we're still recording in my room. The show starts off with an easy hypothetical -- covered in roaches whenever you wake up or every time you sneeze your genitals shoot back into your body. 

Sounds terrible either way. 

But after that conversation, we learn a bit about formicophilia. Then we see some amigos taking on the enemigos in Syria. Brings up the question of whether it is worth going to the Middle East to get your first blood. 

Then the main event -- what would it take to tattoo the word "Rednexican" on Hiram's body without his consent. 

We have a question around this point. An asker asks if it's normal for guys to press their dicks against girls during hugs. Obviously it isn't, unless homie a freak. Though, Zo says he often has ulterior motives. 

We do a Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew taste test too. Make sure you listen to find out what we think about this strange product. 

Anyway, there is a lot to look forward to in this episode, make sure you watch or listen to the whole thing. Remember, it's great to check us out on YouTube. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Today we're doing an NPC speed round - basically, which one of these poor souls would you want to be if you had to choose. But before that, we check out Ben Afleck's embarrassing response to someone unmatching him on a dating app. 

I guess Ben Afleck can get away with something like this, but if it was just a normal guy like Schteve it would probably be even more cringe. The first hypothetical asked is would you rather sleep with your eyes open or not be able to hear when the sun is down. 

Pretty simple, but both sound like a pain. 

Schteve is back to talking about sexual tension with his dog too. That stuff is fun, but it's all jokes wink wink. The NPC videos we have are wild. First we have a former scientist who is now addicted to crack, then we have a madman attempting to raid a McDonalds. After that there's a Karen - nobody wants to be a Karen. Then we top it off with a long-tongue Orc and a pinhead single woman. 

If you're listening to this episode on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, be sure to check out the YouTube channel. You need to see some of this stuff. Link is in this description, look below. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Schteve is feeling extra obese on today's episode, so get ready for a bit of breathing into the mic. Otherwise, great episode with lots of pretty good hypotheticals, questions and reactions to funny content. We have one video from a Chicago gas station worker who records himself giving roses to people in the hood. Not the best look, but definitely funny. 

Zo sees a woman sneeze on her baby's face. That sounds like a hilarious scene. This starts a conversation about being sneezed on and sneezing on yourself, both of which are pretty disgusting. 

Then there's the intro clip, where Schteve talks about seeing guys jerk off... in grocery stores... okay? It's not porn it's a crime. 

First question that gets asked is what do you do when someone loves the sound of their voice. Everyone has a pretty good answer on this one, but generally half the crew just starts to tune them out. Zo gives a good example from when he used to be a lame ass mattress salesman. Steve makes a point that not everyone has someone to listen to them, so it's important to have someone pay attention when they talk. 

By the way, did you know that old lady's have their bladder fall out of their vaginas? Pretty hot right?

Everyone's probably seen the Disney ruined proposal clip where Mouse Team Six swoops in and steals the wedding ring before the deed is done. That guy is a real bastard. I bet he wouldn't have done that at black Disney World. 

Also, I know some of yall niggas have been to Santa's Village. Everyone but Schteve seems to have no idea what it is. I'm not buying it. 

The show gets spicy around 59 minutes in. We have Roosevelt read a passage from Will Blunderfield's Instagram and it's truly a beautiful message. Basically, "sometimes you gotta get butt ass naked with the boys", and Schteve's all for it. The rest of the crew, not so much. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Everyone did weird shit when they were kids right? Schteve used to climb the stairs like a dog... even in public. Zo and Rosie would just sit and shake their head - guess that's some kind of tick. 

Go to the YouTube comments or subreddit to let us know what weird habit you used to have. Make sure you finish the episode though. 

Some other topics we discuss include crazy births, switching lives with Tyler Perry, and old girls cartoons we used to watch (Roosevelt didn't watch any). 

I'm sure you guys remember Winz Club, Totally Spies, Kim Possible and... Bratz. At least Schteve remembers Bratz. 

There is some weird group of guys sticking their rib cages out too. But you need to see that to enjoy it. 

This episode of My Black Friends Podcast has several funny hypotheticals that you need to hear. One of them leaves you stuck in the deli at Walmart, eating nothing but tingy-zingaroos and ooby doobeys. The diet of a true fat king. 

The first video we watch is apparently fake, but imagine if someone actually set up a flash bang in front of their house to scare off package thieves. Wouldn't that be funny? Damn fake ass video. 

Anyway, we have another weird statement by President Joe Biden. Apparently he can taste our frustration. Kinda strange huh. Joe Biden might feed on the flavor of our suffering. 

A few more videos get played throughout, such as an airline worker getting in a fight with a man. The worker caused it, so it is definitely funny as hell. The dude gets cartoonishly smacked over the baggage check in belt and that stuff made everyone laugh. 

So, basically, what I'm saying is, this is a good episode. And I think you will think so too. So check out this episode 56 of My Black Friends Podcast, your favorite podcast on the internet. 

Be sure to check us out on YouTube too if you want to tune into the video and see our expressions etc. 

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

This episode starts off with a great hypothetical - tazed every time the sun hits your skin or your teeth fall out every night. It's pretty hard to answer, just think about it. 

We also have a guy who needs some women in his life right now! Or else he is going on strike... Followed by some discussion about Apple Jacks racial sensitive lore. The apple has finally found a reason to respect Cinnamon, which is a beautiful story. 

Also Tony the Tiger and Chester Cheeto porn definitely exists, just so you know. 

We have a good question from Reddit too - who inspires you? A lot of good answers from the crew. Hiram has a great answer here. 

Then Darnell enters the picture, and you have to do crack with him every time he shows up. Darnell seems like a cool guy, but nobody seems willing to do the crack. Well, you get paid 5 million to curse your family with Darnell for 3 generations. 

A little crack never hurt nobody.

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

First things first, Zo says the sound of aerosol cans spraying gets him hard. That's pretty weird. 

Anyway, we're back from a 1 week break so I'm sure you guys are thirst for this episode. Unfortunately Kevin Samuels died while we were gone. RIP to the legend. 

Also, would you rather eat nothing but fingernails for a year or have no toenails for 2 years?

Other noteworthy stuff that happened - Dave Chappelle getting tackled on stage. That was crazy. "He's being stomped right now" is a hilarious line. Then we watch a video where a man smacks an audience member over the head with a guitar. Two sides of the same coin. You gotta defend yourself on stage these days. 

We got the baddest P Big Clit chiming in about how we are poor poverty and peasant. She really told us. 

Joey Diaz on the slap is hilarious too. he has a pretty hot take on the whole thing. 

Anyway, enjoy the ep. This one is a real bangerlanger. 

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My Black Friends Podcast is the world’s first Black Friendship Simulator. Our show is very obviously inspired by some of the funniest podcasts we listen to, including Cumtown, Your Mom’s House, Tigerbelly, This Past Weekend, and Flagrant 2.

We are a black podcast show, but that doesn’t mean we won’t welcome guests of all different backgrounds. The main point of the show is to be funny and have fun, and we do that every episode. We’re aiming to be the best black podcast 2021, so help us make it happen. No I’m not just stuffing black podcast keywords here, in an attempt to get people who are looking for funny black podcasts on YouTube.

Why would I do that.

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

Today we have an episode recorded right after Hiram's birthday. Some good videos in this one, so might be worthwhile to check us out on YouTube. Though, the audio experience is still *chef's kiss*. 

To start, we have two big girls fighting for their men. I feel for them. 

Then we get into a little chat about the hottest game right now, Elden Ring. Hiram hates it, Zo loves it, Schteve has never played. 

Johnny Depp news comes up too. But we start off with a picture of Johnny Depp passed out with ice cream all over his pants like a dingus. Guess you shouldn't get high in public when you're famous. 

You also shouldn't marry a woman who is willing to shit in your bed. Yeah, Amber Heard apparently shit in his bed and we talk about that too. Super yucky you know what I mean. 

The rest of the episode is packed with questions and hypotheticals, so it's a content-filled experience. 

We're a bit low energy this episode, but things definitely make us laugh pretty hard. Hopefully you laugh too. 

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My Black Friends Podcast is the world’s first Black Friendship Simulator. Our show is very obviously inspired by some of the funniest podcasts we listen to, including Cumtown, Your Mom’s House, Tigerbelly, This Past Weekend, and Flagrant 2.

We are a black podcast show, but that doesn’t mean we won’t welcome guests of all different backgrounds. The main point of the show is to be funny and have fun, and we do that every episode. We’re aiming to be the best black podcast 2021, so help us make it happen. No I’m not just stuffing black podcast keywords here, in an attempt to get people who are looking for funny black podcasts on YouTube.

Why would I do that.

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon

In this episode, we have a special message from Donald Trump which was played at a Kid Rock concert. Alonzo also drops a hilarious hypothetical that includes a teletubby TV displaying your most embarrassing moments. Definitely answer that one in the subreddit r/MyBlackFriendsPodcast. 

Then we review this TV show called Black and White. It's a show where people swap races -- hilarious. 

If you enjoy the episode, please share. We're starting to grow so everything helps. 

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My Black Friends Podcast is the world’s first Black Friendship Simulator. Our show is very obviously inspired by some of the funniest podcasts we listen to, including Cumtown, Your Mom’s House, Tigerbelly, This Past Weekend, and Flagrant 2.

We are a black podcast show, but that doesn’t mean we won’t welcome guests of all different backgrounds. The main point of the show is to be funny and have fun, and we do that every episode. We’re aiming to be the best black podcast 2021, so help us make it happen. No I’m not just stuffing black podcast keywords here, in an attempt to get people who are looking for funny black podcasts on YouTube.

Why would I do that.

My Black Friends is hosted by Steven White and co-host Alonzo Houston. Their producer is Hiram Rosario or (RamaDope). Together, they explore their inner gayness and outer autism, searching for the answers to this world’s most pointless questions.

If You Like My Black Friends Podcast, check out our Highlights channel.
My Black Friends Podcast Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvht63zDpllKrf-zhHbHYZA

You can also find the podcast on social media:

My Black Friends on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MyBlackPodcast/
My Black Friends on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myblackpodcast/
My Black Friends on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyBlackPodcast

Schteve can be found on every social media platform. To find more funny content made by Steven and his friends, you can visit the following social media pages:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IsSteveBlack/
Instagram: https://twitter.com/steveisblack
Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/steveisblack/

Alonzo

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCey93Hogp35cTyR78Lx4m6A
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zo_magnon/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/zomagnon