Craig and Ahm talk stealth bunnies, dead rats and dream sharks,

turn into 'crazy rat ladies', kick a child in the head, want to be the

crappy guy in the film and find a love-nemesis.

Ahm and Craig figure out the similarities between accidental nakedness and third degree burns, could easily pass for Russian if they weren't so scared, and play darts in a bar, darts in a bar

Craig and Ahm discuss the hierarchy of pants, passion for washroom technology, what’s mental about Japan, other podcasts, and talk more about Ahm’s homeless homies.

Ahm and Craig discuss the art of ogling the dead, answer some questions from the idiot masses, nerd out in public, and reveal their darkest transgressions against mankind.

Craig and Ahm are bad at flying, even on planes; get into lots of unpleasant confrontations; are easily offended by impressionists, and want to try self-taught plastic surgery.

Ahm and Craig remember going through an 'Al Yankovic phase', throw money into your face, and jump around. Jump around.

Craig and Ahm are going to kick Daniel LaRusso's ass, dig through the landfill of conversations past and prove, repeatedly, how well they can count.

Ahm and Craig reminisce about upsetting people near tents, identifying with the 'laptop guy', and their lives as galley slaves

Craig and Ahm use music to understand the beauty hidden in suffering, analyse each other's halos, and love marshmallows more than the average four year old

Ahm and Craig receive insulting gifts from relatives, venture through google seeking answers to age-old questions, and put on something skin-tight for a functional, unsexy reason.