Craig and Ahm conclude their simultaneous quiz by learning how McDonalds makes you a good Catholic, discuss the difficulties they share with penpals and take a look around the red light district

Ahm and Craig experiment with concurrent interrogations, are scared of eye-brains, cows, and superheroes, and just don't 'get' sex

Craig and Ahm discuss creative face storage, stuffing emotions, easy ways to get your mind blown, and introduce their first guest, @lornalily, to talk about self-fixing and the end of innocence on the internet.

Ahm and Craig make the lone ranger look like the life of the party, do battle with some sort of magical, furry demon and -- through their home videos -- figure out how to remember and how to forget.

Craig and Ahm tell the My Favorite Stranger origin story, which includes: the genetic superiority of the British and why no ones wants to be friends with a scientist. Ahm reveals the creepy act underpinning an intercontinental friendship

Ahm and Craig discuss vice, bonding via trauma, and abusing adorable animals and the French. Thomas Edison said "Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration," which makes Ahm and Craig geniuses. Ahm explains the difference between a 'hippie drum circle' and a 'hobo drum circle.'

Craig and Ahm share theories on the relationship between effort and success, cranial mass, and baby mammal regard. Craig wants photo policies, and Ahm makes a bad decision.

Ahm and Craig chat about unfortunate childhood clothing choices, sudden realizations of inadequacy, a shared love/hate of the sea and a lack of self control at buffets.