The Title is simply referring to my hypothetical. The Nobel's are the most honored and prestigious awards on Earth. I would be extatic to be a janitor or bathroom attendant to be around the smartest and most progressive minds in history. And to be totally honest, bringing a porn star to the Nobel's would be insignificant compared to me bringing let's just say Jimbo the Joke or the Occupant in Chief of the Orange House. That would be truly offensive. Bringing a hot pornstar like Chanel Santini or Aubrey Kate would be way more fun. I think those conservative sciecntists would finally have some fun for once "We are doing body shots at bar and blowing perfectly straight ( the shortest distance between two points is a....) lines off of anyone's ass that is willing. Or is anyone up for some.linear equations? I dont mean advanced algebra. By that I mean, lines of cocaine!) I think it would become The AVN Awards in no time. Seriously, If it ever happen....one can dream.

This is a joke I wrote several weeks ago but it was tailored for one cum guzzling slut. I have since added to it to include the Unholy Trinity that is Krusti, Jizzy, and That cunt that Satan wouldn't fuck, Tessa. I hope it is as offensive as I know it is. Thanks again.

Hey hey....this joke is all based on true events that occured over the last three years. Bits and pieces cum together all over krusty Kristi's face. She was supposed to be my best friend and wife. She sold me out and herself like a bucket full or shit and Kum. I have never been more betrayed than by her. I hate her for what she did. I don't, aside from the jokes, put any effort into thinking about her because means nothing to me and is a water of everything this world is. She is a uniquely terrible and offensive whore and I wouldn't fuck her or touch her or even want to see her for let's say 300 Billion or more money than Good has. She is essentially dead to me and in due time to the world as well. ((So the photo is from the rehearsal dinner in Idaho. At the time, she was fucking several people and had been cheating on me the entire relationship. She is truly trash and I pray to our Lord of the underworld that you comitt suicide or choke on Kum you Kunt. That brings me to another joke I will record shortly.))

This joke I had just cum up with yesterday. I said I would write an insulting joke that will hopefully outlive the comedicians lifetime and continue to insult the target for eternity. As long as people are telling jokes I want them to tell.some of mine that way future generations never forget how terrible these cunts were or are.

This is the first joke I wrote kick starting whatever pathway through this life I take. May be there is a legit career I can self sabotage shortly after starting or maybe it doesn't even go that far. Either way, I enjoy writing these jokes as it takes my mind off of the choas that has been shoved up my ass by people I thought cared for me. I guess not.

As promised, a new joke I wrote yesterday morning. I need to practice the delivery a bit more to refine it. I hope you enjoy the joke and that it brings laughter or at least a look of concern for my mental well being Thank you for listening. Thank you for encouraging my, what I I hope are, funny jokes. Fuck you Turkey and Brown Gravy.....Yeah you know Who I'm referring to. She went to UC Berkeley.

Just the Biggest idiots on the planet. They have every advantage except intelligence. That's why they will never win. Except as California Penal League Spit Roasting Champs for the next seventy years. Way to go Jimbo the Team Captain and Devin Co Spit Roasting Champ serving along side of Kevin, Ryan Gad, Pat Anderson and Brendan and Mike Walker and a whole bunch of other disgraced Woods that suck dick and get ass fucked daily. Way to go dumbassses. The loss prevention manager of Rite Aide on Kettner Blvd in San Diego, a person hired to maintain honesty and intergrity for the store and prevent corruption and adhere to a higher standard of moral turpitude has been bought off to put Potassium Cholride in a pre-set up bottle of vodka for me that he knows will kill me.. No fucking honor or integrity or job or life or freedom for this shit bag. Just another victim to fall to Jimbo the Joke snd his reckless disregard for anyone but himself and his myopic goal, and he will fail in that goal and take over 600 people down with him. Fucking loser. He cares about no one but his hatred for me. It will be his death. His downfall. His greastest of fuck ups that will cost him his life. "When starting on a road of revenge begin by digging two graves. In this case, start with 600 and none of those graves will ever be occupied by me". Fuck you. You will not be able to prevent the loss of everything you value and cherish in life. That's the consequence of the decions you made so quickly to kill an innocent person. You will be held accountable by the final arbiter and the penultimate losss prevention manager our department or universe has to offer. The dislexic doG.

Here's to you Krusti Kristi the Klown kovered in a klear koat of kock kream. Kick Kum filled krack rocks on your way back home...One Kum filled krack rocks....two Kum filled krack rocks....three Kum fillle krack rocks.....Krusti Kristi the Kum Klown is Counting Kum filled Krack rocks on the way back to her krappy krack Kondo! This is The Kount from Nightmare on Sesame Street. It doesn't feel good at all you fucking whore to be publically ridiculed and hated by everyone. This is how I was treated by you all for five years. At least everything you all said about me were all LIES. What I have written and posted is all true. You are a drug addict. You are trash. You are a whore. You took money to have sex with men. You Fucked many of my former friends. Christian Paquet. Marshall Nebeker. Matta Oatman, Ryan Gad, Kevin Bohannon, Pat Anderson, my former attorney Bradley Corbett, who BTW fucked me over and took a bribe from my POS father. You also fucked my dad Jimbo. My brother Devin. You Fucked Liz and Tessa in a disgusting 3 way as a way to insult me. There are many more. (If any of you cock gobblers want your names removed from this factually accurate list than you can reach me in person with 50 grand in cash. Easy enough right?) I Fucking hate you Krack whore Kunt Krusti Kristi the Kum Kovered Klown that has Klamydia and Krabs and krotch rot. Fuck you. You were supposed to be my wife and my best friend and you sold me out and your soul for 100 grand. Go kill yourself as you are nothing as you have no dignity left. You have nothing left. Oh how was being banged by an Indian chief? We you hoping to go back to college but too stupid to get in so you said I will bang a chief to get into a shitty community college to get your license to bleach dirty assholes. He covered you in fire water retardant Kum you kunt. To be honest I am glad this happened because I got to see exactly what a demon you truly are. Krusty Garbage with no inherent Value.

I have yet to listen to everything on this recording. I get sidetracked writing, what I believe and hooe#53 funny jokes and episode descriptions. I do enjoy it. In all honesty, I am not sure where alot of this humor comes from. The creativity is something I haven't experienced like this. My greatest fear at this point, aside from bumble bees, is that once this is fucked up ordeal is finally over that I will lose whatever it is that has made me be this way. A temporary fix for a temporary problem. Usually I am correct in my analysis of certain events. This is the one time I pray to be wrong. As promised, I said I would record the Dirty Bird Joke I wrote about an hour ago. Thanks again. Enjoy! ((And by the way. The photo used is the photo I took seconds before the Jizz Stain was about to drop a can of paint on my head from the third floor. Turkey et Al hacked my account and photo shopped her out. If anyone is good at that stuff I will send you the original photos. It would be highly helpful to me. I am absolutely serious. The sooner the better. My contact info is all listed. Thank you. Truly. ))

My mecixan math skill as no muy bueno. The terribleness continues. I am going to spend some serious time ans mental energy on coming up with specific targeted jokes like The Roar and The Dirty Bird for Krusty the Klown and The Jizz Stain. They all need to be made even more infamous for the rest of eternity when young men and other degenerates discuss the trash bag like women they fucked that past weekend. It is through jokes that are true that we remember how terrible some people are. It is through this podcast that will be available in perpetuity to anyone who would like to listen. If you dont have a way to listen i will buy you twn call phone so you can listen and tell nine other people about this story. God Bless, I mean kazuntite...Damn you just snotted all over the Jizz Stain and there she goes just gobbling it all up. She needs help. She truly is disgusting.