Everyone is in a tizzy because Jay apparently didn't do what he was supposed to do; commit suicide. Jimbo the Joke et al bame their likelihood of going to jail on Jay because he didn't kill himself while in San Luis Obispo. I mean how inconsiderate can an asshole like myself be? What a shitty and unforgivable act that I did by not committing suicide after they intentionally ruined my life and everything I cared about for the purpose of a large 77 million dollar pay day. Well Motherfuckers, I will never kill myself. I will make sure many of you meet the same end you so desperately wanted for me. Jimbo I will kill you. That's a promise I intend to not break. Many of you will also meet an end where the last thing you see in this world before an eternity in hell is me standing over you before I cut your fucking head off. That's my solemn oath to you.. Good luck. You will need it.

The Two Dumb Cunts, that is the name of their shitty folk rock band they formed a few years back, also know as Tessa the Terrible and Krusti Kristi the Klown who powders her nose with cocaine, meth and a nice final glaze of abandoned ejaculate. Usually from homeless winos that have expired Domino's Pizza Coupons which is like gold to these dumb dumbs or scum cum.....Tessa is a disgusting human being and the reason she fights so hard against me, even though she knows deep down she is absolutely wrong and that I do not deserve wbat she and others have done to me is that Tessa is a God fearing shit bag and she knows or believes in her core that as soon as this is all over and she gets the death penalty or is murdered in prison for what she has done she will face our maker and she will never enter the gates of heaven and she will forever burn in the most horrific and torturous of places that the human mind can barely comprehend. Tessa knows exactly what lays beyond for her. She is not a good person. She is not a Christian....she probably did fuck Christian Paquet but she is not a spiritual or decent human being in any sense of the word. She is repugnant and without a shred of whatever characteristics makes humans "human". She is a sociopath and a psychotic desperate, deplorable and diseased creature whose soul will never ever be reborn in any way as that would put the fate of our universe in peril. Let us bow our heads and pray that the Good Lord take her the Fuck Away. Forever and Ever. Amen.

Yes, I did learn that I was being poisoned within about two weeks of moving back home after returning from my life changing trip to San Luis Obispo. The coffee was specially made for me each and every day. It was made with the opposite of love and care. It was made with hate, rage and the hope of a nice cash payout. I made a mother's day cake that she ate non of but instead doused with Potassium Chloride that I ate right in front of the adoptive parents. I could see the ferver in their eyes as I consumed what I already knew to be poisoned cake. I offered them some and they quickly declined. After eating a piece that would cause cardiac arrest for any normal person I took the antidote and layed on my bed. They both left hoping to return and find my dead body on my bed. I took great pride in the look of shock and uter disbelief when they walked back inside go see me alive and well watching television. That was a day that I will always remember and so will they. I remember thinking to myself, this is where I fight and you, die! (300: Battle of Thermopylae, Gerard Butler as King Leonidas). This was the that I knew i would survive and those that opposed me would not.

The jizz Stain in all her faded glory hole for a mouth expound on why she incorrectly believes why Jay is a psychotic serial killer. Actually, as I have said many times you complete fucking cum guzzling retard, I will defend myself and anyone who needs help by any means necessary. I will never ever be like you all and go after someone who is innocent of wrong doing and i only react defensively. I would never seek to hurt anyone unless it is for the greater good. Killing you all would be the Utilitarianistic were dream come true. It would be for the greater good and the benefit of society in general to have you all locked away or dead. That way you all can never do to anyone else what you so willingly and freely did to me for money. Fuck you.

I kinda blew it here by unloading on you all by telling you about my average sized problem that I handle and encounter with increased frustration and decreased enthusiasm. It's taken all my energy and essentially I am so tired I can barely walk. Well it's more like a limp. Get it. It's a pasta joke.....please believe me.

I would say the title explains it perfectly which it does but also it leaves much to the imagination. Mostly, this joke we'll leave you confused and questioning many things you have never ever considered before.

Another off colored joke regarding the accountants of the animal kingdom. Yes pandas. They are Chinese and therefore apparently do the taxes for the other income generating Zoo animals here in San Diego. Don't forget to file your taxes and your nails. We have had a few humans complain. Just a heads up, Daryll. Yeah. It's only you Daryll. So get your shit toether. Daryll in the Bear Sanctuary....there is only one of you.

A joke I wrote yesterday about my embarrassing trip to Ross where I encountered other people that may have seen me shop there. The hooker comment is exactly possibly real.....just don't tell anyone. Seeing as how no one listens to this podcast i think I am cool....well not cool like people like me or I have any friends but, you know, not held accountable because I am a white male and not in jail or doing trash pick up detail for murdering a person that doesn't matter. Yes, I realize that's completely fucked up. But there is some not so subtle irony there.

A hopefully funny joke I wrote a week ago. If you like it please let me know. If you don't find it funny, chances are you a female praying mantis and please don't bug me anymore. I am the only male to ever fuck a praying mantis and live to tell about it. That's how I know such dark secrets. I am not scared of you either, Cheryl, the female praying mantis that seduced me and calls me everyday leaving threatening chirps. I know it's you. I would recognize that shrill chirp anywhere. Next time you stop by to fuck with me I will have the Raid and Pesticide ready. Get a life Cheryl. It was a mistake whatever it was that we did. I have my own issues I am working through and I realize i have a serious mental health issue and you took advantage of me in a time of weakness. Truthfully, I do miss you as it makes me feel "big" when are together.. Either way, I do need help....i dont know what to do....i love you.

Thanks again for listening. The recordings are real. They are difficult to hear at times. This is a joke to help lighten an otherwise very dark path. I wrote this about two weeks ago. I would love any feedback you can offer. If you see me please say hello .I don't bite, too often, just kidding. I am not as scary as my face appears. In all seriousness, if you like the jokes I would appreciate honest feedback. With each positive response the likelihood I commit suicide later on in life increases. No only making lite of accepted industry statistics. Thank you for listening and thank you for helping when no one else would.