Jimbo is a real retard when he starts running his mouth about how stupid I am. What's that old saying about putting a foot in your mouth. For Jimbo, I think it's best and he prefers to have several black cocks in his mouth that way his foot won't fit... Anywhere but his stretched out asshole. What a piece of shit that cock gobblers mother fucker is. I can't wait to smash his fucking head with a rock.... I am sure jizz will spill out that the Jizz Stain will then come lick up. What A disgraceful pair of shit stain so-called human beings. A true travesty to mankind these fucktards are. Just fucking losers. Right, Kevin? Such a fucking loser. They are all just Fucking losers..... Isn't that right, Kevin. Ueah fuck you. Jimbo, heed my advice. Go kill yourself now. Otherwise, when I get ahold of you your death, a true labor of hate, will be horrific and awesomely painful. I will do, thru aren't unspeakable, just I don't want to ruin the surprise. But it ends with your head being fucking smashed between a rock and a hard place.

There are a lot of cunts in this world. I happen to live in Cuntville, USA, where every living female is an absolute cunt. I know nothing but cunts. I have a store called Nothing But Cunt Cakes and I am a millionaire several times over. However, every cunt cake I sell, the bitch eats all of it and then sues me for a hundred times what the cake cost. She blames my cunt cake for her fat ass, the reason she is single why her cat of 18 years is now dead and so on and so forth or fifth... I lost fucking count after a while. Anyway, Gentleman do not dare set foot in Cuntville, USA, it's smells like rotten fish, the weather is always muggy and warm causing yeast infections everywhere. Its a nightmare I wish I could get out of. I need help. Please the last four rescue planes went down, on some chick, and never came up. I think her cavernous vagina ate four Boeing 747 Rescue Planes that the Air force PJs were on. My heart goes out to those brave young men whom were lured to their death fro. The Sirens that inhabit the islands surrounding Cuntville, USA. Based on the GPS reports from the shot down plane... I don't think I am even on planet Earth anymore. I don't know where I have been taken. Please help me and please help yourself before it's too late.

Here you can listen to my two terrible shit bag ex wives discuss how I have done nothing wrong but since I have I uncovered there hairbrained scheme and destroyed their lives I must be held accountable. Fuck that. I despise these two terrible cunts. Since the Jizz Stain and Courtney Stay the Fuck Away Day are also involved I think it's best to be with a dude moving forward. Guys may get in a fight and punch one another but I don't know I single normal rational thinking regular guy that would ever do this. I am not gay, despite what Jimbo would like, and I have had some gay friends, (where do you think I learned how to dress stylishly), but I think I may change things up because chicks, the shit stains I have been with, have many attractive qualities such as awesome boobs, a great ass and a cozy and warm vagina as well as many other traditional female qualities, like not having a dick for starters. However, I don't know.... I might exchange loyalty, friendship, honesty and integrity and the dick that accompanied it for the previously aforementioned physically sensuously enticing characteristics that define a traditional heathenous woman. Just a thought. Nothing to serious....yet Stephen. Just back off for now. I still haven't made up my mind. I do like your car though. Oh, and your 22 year old hot daughter that was hitting on me may be a problem.... For you. I don't mind at all.... I like sleeping downstairs on the couch though. Its more of a safety thing for me as I have night terrors. I don't want to be a bother. Chao....

I like this title.... I like most of the clever and funny titles I come up with. It's truly a labor of love to entertain listeners with funny titles but I also l love to fucking Destroy Jimbo and The Shit Stains with perfectly crafted titles and descriptions that bust up their bunkers eventually uncovering their terribleness and leading to their complete annihilation and years of spit roasting championship titles to cum all over their fucking ugly faces.

I do truly wish this bullshit existence that Jimbo and The Skid Marks have unreasonably, unjustly and unwillingly, on my behalf, levied over my life. A series of fucked up years, five and counting to be exact, designed to make me choose a alternate route than a life once worth living but basically another thankless occupation of pushing up daisy's. By that I mean, these pile of shit, cock sucker Motherfucker bloody cunts destroyed my life so I would commit suicide so they could get a pay day of seventy seven million plus everything else they stole from me. This podcast is mine. I do not share any creative anything with Jimbo and the Skid Marks. I fucking hate them and if I do see any other f them in public, bloodshed is likely to occur. My favorite tool is usually a big fucking rock. Jimbo I will smash your head with that big fucking rock and this time, no half measures, I will not miss. The same goes for the hillbilly retard and The Scoundrel. You all know who you are and please try to fuck with me again because I am looking to pop my cherry and pop your fucking heads wide open with a big fucking rock. Rock out and your lights are out. Peace bitches I am, not out, but if you see the Jizz stain make sure to scream "Get the fuck out" then spit on her and kick her in the increasingly fat leg. Eat shit and kill yourself jizz stain et al.

Jimbo and the Stretched out Prolapsed Rectums have spared no expense nor bullshit. These dumb shit Motherfuckers have set up an elaborate scheme to get me to believe I am the long lost grand nephew to Sir Walter Raleigh and heir to the Scottish throne. Jimbo and the Bag of retarded dicks even make phoney baloney phone calls to Gloria Allred and The Scottish Rites society. To any of you that may have been incorrectly informed about my untimely demise... Do not be alarmed for I am not in Elysium and I am not dead. Literally, I James Bryson Kambestad am alive and well. I am the sole owner of these similarly named podcasts. I will kill Jimbo if I see him and those that fucked my life up. Any money stolen by Jimbo and the shit stains rightfully belongs to me and is mine alone. I do need an attorney. I have contacted the fucking bulldog bad ass attorney Mrs. Gloria Allred but my emails and calls were diverted. If she did reach out to speak to me Jimbo or Devin or some other retard pretending to be intercepted rhe calls. Mrs. Allred, if you read this I do need your expertise, we have never spoken, and the sooner the better. I would be happy to compensate you out of the massive amounts of money from Google and the other company's. I look forward to meeting with you soon. Something unique to me that no one can fake is a fucked up right ring finger, scars from a punctured lung and chest tube on my left side and two tattoos, a forever Phoenix. Those will show who I claim to be. as I don't have a valid ID because the shit stains have stolen About four or so from me.. Thank you.

The retarderly stupid and absolutely insane Jimbo and the Ruptured Rectums.. who damn near killed 'em....by 'em I mean me have failed horribly in the constant quest of creating fallacious and seemingly mythical and mysterious windmills for me Sancho Panda-bear to slay... Yet I know their fucking idiotic tactics so I merely sit on the sidelines and watch them spin around like a shit whirl wind tornado that just fucks up some dumb ass rednecks trailer. Not truly doing any damage but just fucking annoying as a Motherfucker. Where is Don Quixote, Don Corlionne or Don Julio when you need them.......this is a issue resolved by a healthy combination of all three. May be Donny Brasco as well....at be not. (Since he was a corrupt FBI agent working with the Italian Mob)....

Yeah not sure what the fuck is going on with these past two weeks of my life. Shit I can't easily explain occurs as the norm. I know that may not make much sense now but "in time" it will. At least, that's my hope.

Well, as much as I hates the duck fuckers that steal from me and lie to me that I just want to murder them while they sleep..... I don't because I am a good person the opposite of these hefty bag Motherfuckers. I do love destroying their livelihood and ostrizing them from everyone they catee about because they gave, well let's count, carry the 19 and add four, Zero. Zero fucks. That's how many they gave. Zero. They are a No Pump Chump piece of Shit that could not even muster the courage to trying to fuck for real. It's a good thing she can't get it up because my ass would be sore and I, like lobsters and all but not living in the neatly trimmed pubic hair that keep my junk drawer warm or something to that effect. It's more of a decrotive ensemble then truly serving some normal fiction. The only function public hair seems to serve is a reiteration that the chick you are about to hopefully fuck is indeed over the age of 18 and therefore doesn't destroy your life. That's my funny yet fucking demented, although true, account of why pubic hair exist.... It's for public safety or pubic safety. I have been drinking just a but .. bit .. tit...

Well, no shocker here, no quite the The Roar Shocker, with the first ex-wife Tessa the Terrible Stupid Cunt or Satan's Short Bus Driver. Ok, Tessa is such a dumb cunt with fewer brain cells than Jizz Stain that once at diner, a new sushi place she, retarderly said to the employee after she had taken our order, thank you "Busser" like her name was said phonetically, BU-SAIR, because she was latina, a hot one at that. I said, as gently as I could, "you failed to mention the fact that you are fucking retarded. I am only slightly interested in dating and having questionable sex with a retarded bitch. You failed to mention the quite obvious fact that you Tessa Stevens are in fact fucking retarded. I was therefore fucking a retarded girl. I feel slighty bad about it because she is retarded and has no memory of it. (The whole having sex with a retarded girl is a joke. I would never do that. However, Tessa did really day that and she is a fucking idiot. She also said, after class registration, "what's fun night math" I looked at the course catalog and there is no such thing. I replied " I see finite math but that doesn't sound like a fun night to me. So fuck off retard". She took two steps, tripped and fell but she was wearing her new spiffy helmet that projected the zero brain cells left in her cum dumpster of a head. That's primary my fault but she was also cheating on me so who the fuck else knows whose cum that dumb Slunt was eating for lunch instead of Stenner Glen meals with her boyfriend, Me. Oh yeah and back to the Busser comment " I simply and quite shockingly said I think she her job hrrbis to clear the tables as the bus peronn or busser. Sadly, I committed suicide minutes later but I did pay the bill so busser didn't get fucked over anymore than she had having to listen to Tessa the Fucking Shit Bag Retard Short Bus Driver and Sole Passenger Piece of Shit Cunt Slunt Reject..... I just love making you funny names for that white trash asshole tampon stiffed full of shit. God, it's funny how much eeyine hates her.