Per the referenced episode.... I hope this is literally the death blow to this shit bag Motherfuckers. Jimbo will never give up trying to destroy me so I have to ensure his destruction first. He has fucked with the wrong dude, me, and I will make sure that they all regret their decision to come after me for the rest of their short existence on planet. I am surprised how far reaching the the bribery and corruption goes. I had no idea that I would basically be boxed out of the entire process. Well fuck you Jimbo. I hope the death blow job from hell makes you finally understand who I am and that I am not to be fucked with ever again. I had no idea who I was until now. You clearly underestimated me and I will makes sure that's the last mistake you ever make. See you in hell bitches.

Jimbo and the Broken Spokes featuring The Bag-O-Dicks are running low on just about everything especially moral turpitude. I am surprised they can even find the toilet to piss in as their moral compass is completely fucked off. Jimbo, Krusti, The Jizz Stain and Satan's Short bus, Tessa, come up with a bulletproof plan of framing me for rape as a way to negotiate with me. I can't wait to kill Jimbo and his shit bag entourage. I literally will savor each fucking hack as I cut off their fucking heads. They are truly the worst human beings on the planet. Fuck you. Eat a dick and go kill yourself. Signed James Bryson Kambestad.

This episode is not the normal shit-scapades featuring the all too loathsome Jimbo and The Broken Spokes starring the Ruptured Assholes presented by Preparation H for those tough to treat hemmroids that when you get fucked in the ass like Jimbo and the always hateable Liz the Jizz Stain-you need to eat an embarrass-mint because your breathe smells like shit and cum. Well it's better to eat shit and drink semen than to not eat or drink at all, right? Go fuck. Yourself jizz stain. The Jizz Stains hemmroids actually pop during anal sex providing an interesting but foul smelling lubricant that literally smells like rotten turkey, hence the foul comment. Is also horrifically offensive to the olfactory senses. It's a good thing we have to wear the COVId mask otherwise I might have been killed. Lastly, those thing spray all over the place when popped like when I haven't fucked the Jizz stain for a few days, it's been over a year now, I go to a support group and we just say "no no not today. Jizz stain stay the fuck away, never cum on her face another day".... That's our chant and we are growing in numbers. We have 75 million world wide.. it's quite remarkable how terrible she truly jizz. I mean is.

Fuck you Berkeley. I wrote a nice description and you delete it. Fuck you you dirty bird cunt. I will shove more than feathers up your ass you county bitch.

I used to watch News Radio with Andy Dick. He was the somewhat lovable cooky character that didn't really bother you but you didn't really care for much either. The show could go on without him. The show could not go on without Phil Hartman and his sexy costar, I kinda forgot her name but she was in Liar Liar with Jim Carey. I was a teenager when that show was on so you can imagine.... nevermind. It was good show. I seem to have found my own version of News Radio with my very own unlovable Andy that is a dick because he lies to my face daily. He spits on my cupcake and asks how the frosting tastes.... The following audio clip I recorded just hours ago highlights his unique terribleness and why I didn't trust him from the get go..fuck yourself.

Jimbo et Al and the Broken spokes have really made an egregious error and illegally using some of the worlds most recognized celebrities to invest in the Snuff film of the century. Using the Emergency Broadcast System and voice impersonators has put these retards probably right in line to be ass fucked then sued than, once in prison, ass fucked all day er-day. (That's my attempt to be hip or a broken hip.. not sure. At least I tried.) Anyway, can't wait for the lawsuits to cum rolling over the Jizz Stain and Krusti Kristi. Speaking of a Kum Kovered Klown... The idiot follows me into Rite Aide with a Gone with the Wind meets a River Runs Through It outshit.... Which I just came up with and it ddefined as a shitty and awful looking outfit. "Ok, the word is OutShit"? Can you please use it in a sentence? This will win you the Championship Spelling Bee. Ok, yes, Krusti the Kum Kovered Klown was wearing a terrible OutShit I'm Rite Aide today". OutShit. O...U .. R..... A.. terrible bitch.... Judges will we allow that. Absolutely, you have no idea how to spell but we love that fact that you just shit all over some dumb bitch on National TV and purposely lost the spelling bee. Duo yeah to you, sir and . Fuck you to Krusti and The Jizz Stain. We wish you two and Satan's Retard to have a terrible evening and eat and eat shit then commit suicide. Have your pets spayed or neutered and if your kids are related to Tessa than just have them murdered. I kinda forgot where I started this but I like where it finished... Right on the Jizz Stain's fucking fat infuriating frumpy and fucked up face that makes me want to just vomit or hit her. Probably both, simultaneously.

Do seeAs of late, and by late, I mean the last few years of my life, I have been confronted by a number of people that fuck with me in a variety of ways simply because Jimbo paid them to. We all know that he fucking hates me. Well, Jimbo, look where it got you. I, on the other hand, have no feelings of hate but rather you are nothing and you mean nothing to me. Just another problem or series of problems to outsmart, outlast and, sure as day turns into night, I will surely destroy and decimate you until you're unable to stand on your own two feet. It's better to live on your knees than to die on you're feet... Where you will sure be sucking dick and performing other unpleasant services. Remember, you did this to my life. You came after me. I said early on that the universe would never let an injustice of this magnitude go unsettled or ignored. You all are done, or so you say, every fucking day. It's tiresome. Truly. Get some newe material. I get stronger every day. Today's impossible feat was case in fucking point and something no one understands. The other night and the voice stating unequivocally what my future is as a result of my who came before me in the past. I don't know how you all saw what I saw today. But yes, it changed and then it went back. How did that happen? I almost fainted when I saw I could do that. I don't know if it was me or them acting on my ideas that seem to manifest from a source other than it's creator. I hear it clear as day and so do you all. It's no joke. It's no game. I do not fuck around for jollies in the same way you idiots do. I can't explain it in any other way than how it appears on its face. Jimbo, I get it, you hate me for no valid reason other than petty bullshit and you blame me for and things outside my control. The only thing that may be my fault is seeking to make you all proud and wanting to be successful and something other than the fuck up kid that kept going to rehab. I worked hard for me but I also worked hard for you all. That being said, you all chose to adhere to a particular disastrous course, and continued to fuck with me. Like I told the kid that stole from me. I will give you a gift today . That gift is your life that I can take now and forever. If you do not heed this second and final warning, I will beat you until my hands are broken, my knuckles are bloody and you're head resembles tomato fucking soup. If you do escape my wrath I will not hesitate to let the judicial system pursue a similar but less brutal and savage fate. My words are clear and unambiguous. Deviation from them will surely be the last mistake you make. Adherence is you're only way to aviid a nonviolent and possibly uneventful, peaceful death of natural causes. I do pray you make a smart choice. If past performance is any indication of your what you will do I will not hesitate to kill anyone that poses a threat to me. Those that are not a threat pose no risk and therefore are in no danger. Please read that again. Silently. I will only defend myself against those that seek to hurt me and fuck up my life. Thank you. I don't think you all want to end up in a hole or completely destroyed with no hope for anything other then pure chaos and hell.

Jimbo the shit bag loser pile of shit has bribed another broke ass homeless person to pretend to be my friend... When I provided him with a new warm blanket, resources and offered food and alcohol how does he return the goodwill? Well, the first three minutes will clue you in? I wonder if he will enjoy prison as much as Jimbo and the Very Ruptured and Torn Assholes? I think it's best to basically never engage with any human again. Can't trust the devious Motherfuckers? Speaking of Motherfuckers, (this is a strange thought BTW), can you tell a person that was delivered the traditional way from their biological mother that they indeed did fuck her in a way. Physically, he fucked her over by destroying her lady parts, so they probably resemble The Jizz Stain's Cured Meat Curtains that couldn't cure shit. In fact, all those meat curtains do is give you lots of regret and, in my case, night terrors. I have this recurring dream where I am rock climbing and spelunking and I keep getting swallowed alive by The Jizz Stain's grossly oversized and just gross vagina. I wake up often screaming, crying, out of breath and covered in some sort of slippery substance and I have no idea what just happened other than the clear and obvious fact that I was just a victim of a weird Jizz Stain meets Freddy Kruger combo that even has Stephen King saying WTF? But the kicker is Freddy is just as terrified as I am and we form this odd couple alliance and embark on trying to not get eaten alive by the Jizz Stain's gross vagina. As it turns out, Freddy is a pretty chill guy. His face is a but fucked up due to a fire he sustained as a result of a faulty smoke detector. He isn't trying to kill the kids he just wants to warn them to not fall asleep without ensuring the smoke and carbon monoxide detectors are working properly. He just doesn't have the best approach dialed in. He asked if I would help him with a PSA commercial regarding Christmas Tree fires so that should be coming out soon for the holiday season. Freddy also has a go fund me page to get the plastic surgery to repair the damage from the fire and the subsequent damage he sustained asa result of seeking plastic surgery in Tijuana because his employer refused to pay out the settlement he was entitled to due to his workman's compensation claim because the fire occured at school where he was the lovable and cheerful cafeteria chef. The moral here is be careful who you piss off. You never know who someone can turn in to. Since Freddy and I are friends now he keeps asking me to go play golf and go to the batting cages. I keep postponing because I have no fucking idea how he can hold a bat or a good club with God dam Edward Scissors hands. I dony want to be rude but come on. Plus he always wears the same fucking outfit with the striped shirt and the creepy hat. I tried to tell him he needs a new look but he said he gets all his clothes for free at Salvation Army and that's all they have. I call bullshit on that. Freddy, I will go with you next time, and make sure you get some decent none horror film related clothing. Oh and did Marty call you regarding speaking at next week's AA meeting. Just send him and email ok... Can you type with those fucking things... Nevermind I will talk to Marty.

Eat shit and kill yourself jizz Stain.

Fuck you to all those who betrayed me and sold me out for money. You gave zero fucks about my life and therefore I give zero fucks about you all..