My Ship Story

The story picks back up with Johnny going from Assistant Cruise Director to Art Auctioneer, and appreciation of the diversity and all the great people on ships. 

In the first part, Johnny tells the incredible, chaotic, story about joining his first ship as Cruise Staff, and a tryst in the Cruise Director's office.    

Willis tells a story about intelligence gathering, Lunch Box, naked Luchadors, Blue Falcon, "Fernando" reappears.  

Scott and Willis bond over their love of Halloween, a faux MOB story, the craziest ship fire story so far, hot Israeli girls, it was actually Yitzhak Rabin, the Navy version of Fernando, and Willis tells an uncomfortable joke. M/V Virginian

Sam's epic New Year's Eve story gets interrupted by Brad's wife, Brad and Eric tell CC's second hand stories, and a story about a fire alarm bathroom break.

Sam tells the details of an often shared story about a fellow purser giving a drunken announcement, going from Youth Staff to Purser, the shady side of Old San Juan, Sam is engulfed in flames, and stories of multiple head wounds.

Cindy tells her story about a pain killer party, the infamous file cabinet incident, Eric and Cindy have a mysterious cabin swap, Hawaii adventures, and a Nordic Empress officers party.  

Laura tells the story of a Cuban Refugee surprise, talks about her time as a Port Lecturer, testing Tortuga Rum Cake, and another Nordic Empress Fire. RIP String bean. 

Peggy tells us that she was always prepared to party, on ships you're guilty until proven innocent, "Ilikta Fallus", and gives her tips on joining the century club. 

Beloved by all, OG Youth Staff, Penny tells early day stories aboard the Song of America and the Nordic Empress, "sometimes drinking a little bit", prank announcements, shuffling crew cards, and a New York pizza run with Scott and Eric!