The guys chat about OnlyFans, Black Mirror, Future Technology, Nerds, British TV, and the Netflix Bible.   

Peter Vincent tells the fairy wand story and the origins of Friends of Dorothy. Susan tells a horrendous Hurricane Story on the Nordic Prince and 9-11 heartache.  They kinda remember Fifties Shows. The Shawn Cassidy mystery is unsolved and Brad butchers the Love Boat Theme.

The guys share recipe tips on Catfish and Gravlax, discuss the CD collection dilemma, Eric tells his many Ship-Fire stories, and they talk about the importance of Shipboard Safety.

Maxing out on the most awesome guest names this episode... Anita Parti and Gerard Uitenweerde team up to tell about the fire on the Nordic Empress, a watermelon carved into the likeness of Ghandi, and almost missing the ship.

Stevie B. unleashes the energy! Eric and Steve have a bonding experience over the secret Deck 10 balcony, Steve wants to do ships again as every department head, and names every crew member he's taking with him.

Jeff tells the story of his brief and tumultuous life as cruise ship DJ, getting attacked by a pax, meeting a Barbary Macaque,  and recalling the joys of a small ship. 

J finds his people, finds several more vertebrae, finds a good parking space, finds San Juan, Eric loses his fat wallet, and someone loses an eyebrow.

Mary and Eric collaborate on the infamous popcorn story, Eric airs his dirty laundry, Mary performs a burial at sea, tests the mettle of an arrogant assistant purser, and encourages Brad to drink too much Aquavit. 

Murph tells the story of a journeyman tech hired mid-cruise, the joys of putting out a great show, almost beating the crap out of U.S. Customs, Jerry Lewis, and others that really deserved it.

Titties flapping in the wind, boob action, Drunk Santa, and other behind the scenes stories