My So Called Mess

Rachel talks about getting stuff in the mail, how to be judgy, hand jobs, blow jobs, no eyes, vegan cop saving the world, fucking an RV, and unsolved mysteries.

Rachel talks about trying to Venmo a bad date, conspiracy theories, discounted meatballs, her new sex toy, almost dying, getting a jump on the next quarentine, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about glory holes, sex toys, sex guidelines, quitting Crossfit, conversations about racism, and falling asleep to murder shows.

Rachel talks about a Black Lives Matter t-shirt, Stone Mountain figures, dildo shaped packages, eating artichokes, some chickens being hens, cooking food, and podcasting outside.

Rachel talks about what is going on in the world right now and trying to figure out what she can do.

Rachel talks about meeting a giant, reverse cowgirl, dick pics, selfie sticks for nudes, baby corn and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about being slutty as a career, being slutty on your death bed, the patriarchy of cards, Netflix Love, pin the tail on the donkey,

sore winners, and similarites to a 5-year-old.

Rachel talks about not being able to adult, dad following you on instagram, burning her ear with a flat iron, three out of two thumbs up, China Wok limo album drop, shoe tying, and going back to porn.

Rachel talks about critiquing porn, drive by strippers, snorting protein powder, deleting tinder, monetizing TikTok, and wellness police.

Rachel talks about water purity, getting blocked, last words to the birthday twin, stimulus money, texting exes, Georgia opening, Tik-Tok Knock-Kock jokes, pushups on laptops, and Too Hot to Handle.