My So Called Mess

Rachel talks about the quarantine end date, birthday parties during Corona, schooling your kids, stimulus checks, face filler, and much more.

Rachel talks about a new movie where she overtexts AIs and saves the future, sucking crawfish heads, the LOKO app, working from home and without internet, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about quarantine, catfishing, rods, fucking pool boys, filming sex, playing your podcast at your funeral, and some other stuff.

Rachel tries to not talk about the weather, conceptual sex, cloning, birthday twins, masturbating, going to the grocery store, 3-o-clock dance parties, and fitted sheets.

Rachel talks about COVID-19, bidets, sexting, sleepwalking, dating during a pandemic, olive juice drank, scary fiction, stimulus money, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about fucking and getting fucked, jokes, accents, the weather, television shows, Little Dicky, politics and candy.

Rachel talks about spaghettios, pickles, Gilmore Girls, M3, foods, birthdays, Bravo TV, Mardi Gras, spring break, school lunches, and pop culture habits.

Rachel talks about pain killers, the Vagina Monologues, drinking coffee, medicating children, empowerment through talking about sex, dirty talk, Michael Jackson and R-Kelly and so much more.

Rachel talks about her world blowing up after her birthday. Scrubs is mad about her chats with other people, her business partner is mad about this podcast, how to empower women, and Valentines Day is tomorrow.

Rachel talks about her birthday! carrying balloons into restaurants, sex robots, talking to a new guy, vegan candies, food, and birthday phone calls.