My So Called Mess

Rachel talks about anxiety, dreams, a trip to the sex shop, vibrators, poop, returning to the scene of the crime, dick energy and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about going to cross fit at a different time, running with a plate, the Bulldawgs, football craziness, roaches, making amends and hooking up in a parking lot.

Rachel talks about Eddies Birthday, A-list actors and movies, Tom Hanks, more datings apps, burglars, McDonalds, night time, light in the bedroom, and reconciliation.

Rachel talks about soup can telephones and putting a glass on the door to hear what is going on inside another room. She reveals the next chapter in her Tulane-Scrubs saga. She gets back on dating apps and talks about why they are so stupid.

Rachel talks about her battery dying on her way to a booty call. Not taking diarrhea medicine when you think you should. Lavender scented things and getting blocked on all fronts.

Rachel talks about her broken toe, the store, leaning on motorcycles, sound machines, diarrhea, chopping off hair, and more.

Rachel talks about funnel cake, breaking a toe, a trip to New Jersey, meeting family members of your sex partner, a children stepping on her broken toe, visiting family and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about falling in the shower, running into someone from her past, recording sex, kinks, plane crashes, and more.

Rachel talks about having sex with a new guy, having a PhD in dirty texting, smart phones in high school, dirty cars, Tinder wins, and more.

Rachel talks about a Tinder date in a parking lot. She also talks about sex dolls, one night stands, not showering, messy cars, and Tinder dates.