I have a pretty good idea for how to reintroduce the dodo bird, dinosaurs, and the mastodon to society. Place them into my wife's amazing uter-pot.

NOTE: This commentary was not broadcast by Alabama Public Radio. It was, in their opinion, offensive. There's only been a few of the 150ish commentaries I've written that have been veto'd and it stings a bit each time. To hear the lessons learned as a result of this commentary, search for one called Onward We Go that is / will be posted some time the week of 12/13.