Myopia Movies

Myopia Movies

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Myopia Movies episodes

  • Ghost

    This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths. 

    How will Ghost hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Daniel, Nur, Keiko

     

    Directed by Jerry Zucker

    Starring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Phil Leeds

    1 hr 31 min
  • Pretty Woman

    As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone's favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.

    How will Pretty Woman hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur

     

    Directed by Garry Marshall

    Starring: Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, Laura San Giacomo, Ralph Bellamy, Alex Hyde-White, Amy Yasbeck, Elinor Donahue, Hector Elizondo, Judith Baldwin, Hank Azaria

    1 hr 19 min
  • Teen Witch

    This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf! 

    How will Teen Witch hold up? 

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur

    Directed by Dorian Walker

    Starring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein

     

    1 hr 1 min
  • Legend (1985)

    This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise's teeth don't line up in this film. I noticed it. I can't stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans. 

    How will Legend (1985) hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko 

     

    Directed by Ridley Scott

    Starring: Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, David Bennent, Billy Barty, Robert Picardo

    1 hr 28 min
  • Flashdance

    This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick. 

    How will Flashdance hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur

    Directed by Adrian Lyne

    Starring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala, Sunny Johnson, Kyle T. Heffnerm, Lee Ving

    1 hr 19 min
  • Back to the Future

    This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future. 

    How will Back to the Future hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace

     

    Directed by Robert Zemeckis

    Starring: Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Tom Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, James Tolkan, Billy Zane

    1 hr 57 min
  • Jaws (1975)

    This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle.

    How will Jaws hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Matthew, Nur, Keiko

    Directed by Steven Spielberg

    Starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Carl Gottlieb

     

    1 hr 56 min
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.

     

    Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family!

    How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Nur, Charlie, Matthew.

    Directed by James Cameron

    Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Earl Boen, Joe Morton, Danny Cooksey, Xander Berkeley

    1 hr 40 min
  • Star Trek: Generations

    This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic. 

    How will Star Trek: Generations hold up?

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Daniel, Nur, and Keiko.

     

    Directed by David Carson

    Starring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Alan Ruck

     

    1 hr 24 min
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night

    This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi's revenge! 

    How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up? 

    Host: Nic

    Panel: Keiko, Matthew, and Charlie

     

    Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.

    Starring Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, Robert Brian Wilson

    1 hr 32 min

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Welcome to season 13 of Myopia Movies! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that our memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up?…