Myopia Movies

This week, with Christmas rapidly approaching, we revisit John Hughes' tight legal drama. We learn where John Hammond hid after Jurassic Park, we watched Miracle on 34th Street!

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Nur

Directed by Les Mayfield

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn it is ok to be a dentist. We splurge and watch two classic Rankin and Bass Shorts! We watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus, ground zero for the classic holiday characters Yukon Cornelius, The Bumble, Snow Miser and Heat Miser, and an elf who wants to be a dentist! Watch the puppet magic of the Charlie in a box and it snowing in South town! 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Candace

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Directed by Larry Roemer

The Year without a Santa Claus

Directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.

This week we fight the bad guys and defend our home! We watched Home Alone 3, the first one that isn't a classic. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Candace 

Directed by Raja Gosnell

Grab your BMX, this is about to get EXTREME! We watched the 1980s cult classic Rad! Directed by the stunt man behind Smokey and the Bandit. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur

Directed by Hal Needham

This week we finish the epic film franchise that is perfect for when the turkey has you glued to the couch. We watched the Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King, All this stuffing is so heavy, Sam. Our most awarded and gayest movie to date!

How will Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Madison, and Matthew

Directed by Peter Jackson

This week we visit Arnie, Tommy, and Jimmy as we make an American Austrian Bond Movie. We watched True Lies and trick our wives to do a sexy dance. 

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic and Christine

Directed by James Cameron

This week we return to Arnold! And guess what, not one, but two Arnolds! We watched The 6th Day, and we eat your birthday cake!

Host: Nic 

Panel: Keiko, Nur, Matthew

Directed by Roger Spottiswoode

We end our Kingtastic Month with the classic Brian de Palma film about the dangers of menstruation. We watched the bicentennial's own Carrie! Earning an academy nod for both female leads, this film reminds us high school was awful, gym class was worse, but nothing beats home. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Charlie, Nur

Directed by Brian De Palma

This week we watched a classic comic book movie, we watched Creepshow (1982), the one where everyone is kind of a bastard. Leslie Nielsen, Roaches, Dead people, everyone is a reallllll bastard. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Matthew, Daniel, Madison

Directed by George A. Romero

This week, we get a crap job in Maine. We watched Graveyard Shift, has Brad Dourif ever been not sweaty? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Nur

Directed by Ralph S. Singleton