Myopia Movies

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda...also that joke was for movie nerds...sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers.

Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!

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Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew

Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really?

Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!

While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew

Panel: Daniel

Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas 

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Steve, Kellie, Thomas

Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Daniel

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think...

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Jeremy and Steve

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.

How will you stand when we put your past on trials?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy