Myopia Movies

Out with the oldish, in with the Irish! We watched Goldeneye for this Mission Briefing. I know what your are thinking, didn’t they already nostalgia all over this? Well, you are keen and thanks for listening! We did it again with the Mission Gaze! Pierce Brosnan replaced Tim Dalton! Nintendo 64 is mentioned, duh!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Steven, Matt, Jon, Thomas

This week we introduce the new James Bond. He is rugged, he doesn’t make quips, and it is a darker grittier movie. I know whate you’re thinking, are we talking about Daniel Craig? No, that’s crazy! They wouldn’t try to reboot the series is darker and grittier with a rugged James Bond doesn’t make quips more than once or possibly twice! Sigh, nope, nothing is ever new with this series. It is okay, well, whatever. We watched License to Kill!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Abbey, Matt, Daniel

The only thing I need to say about this movie in order to see whether or not you remember it is “Christmas Jones.” This train wreck involves the death of Hagrid, M being kidnapped, and some serious Pierce Brosnan jaw acting.

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bond Experts: Jeremy, Daniel

Well, well, well. Fake news? Business taking over politics? Robotic cars? Bond in a BMW?!?!?! So fanciful! After the amazing Goldeneye, did Tomorrow Never Dies hold up? How did Pierce hold up? Will I answer any of these questions? Tune in to find out!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, Jon C, Thomas

Out with the oldish, in with the Irish! We watched Goldeneye for this Mission Briefing. I know what your are thinking, didn’t they already nostalgia all over this? Well, you are keen and thanks for listening! We did it again with the Mission Gaze! Pierce Brosnan replaced Tim Dalton! Nintendo 64 is mentioned, duh!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Steven, Matt, Jon, Thomas

So this film is, well, I guess, goodbye once again to another Bond. This we just got to know you! We end up with this film which starts with a wedding and ends with Felix Leiter being bitten in half. So, I guess paves the way for Joe Don Baker and Jimmy Bond, which is weird.

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bond Experts: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy

This week we introduce the new James Bond. He is rugged, he doesn’t make quips, and it is a darker grittier movie. I know whate you’re thinking, are we talking about Daniel Craig? No, that’s crazy! They wouldn’t try to reboot the series is darker and grittier with a rugged James Bond doesn’t make quips more than once or possibly twice! Sigh, nope, nothing is ever new with this series. It is okay, well, whatever. We watched License to Kill!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Abbey, Matt, Daniel

We say goodbye to Roger Moore with a fitting send off, sort of, well the send off that he deserves; too campy to live, but too campy to die.

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

This week Sean Connery returns as James Bond to avenge Kevin McClory, spite the Broccolis, and remake one of the most boring Bond films in the Battle of the guys too old to pick up women so young! It competed against Octopussy (Roger Moore, 1983) so we watched Never Say Never Again!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

This week we struggle with an “all time high,” or some such garbage; at this point the Broccolis must have thought, less is Moore.

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann