Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Daniel

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think...

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Jeremy and Steve

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think...

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Jeremy and Steve

This week on Myopia Mornings, the teacher is home sick with a hangover and the sub is showing videos! Join Scott and I as we get swallowed with olives and get passive aggressive with fancy book learning. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Scott

Panel: Nicolas

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.

How will you stand when we put your past on trials?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.

How will you stand when we put your past on trials?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel