This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

Narrow your eyes and pull out your cowl, we watched Batman this week! In this classic noir cartoon, we hear a Mark Hamill cackle and a Kevin Conroy growl and fall in love all over again.

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Scott

Panel: Erin, Thomas, Nic

Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage! 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Everyone?

Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey

Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage! 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Everyone?

Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey