In our eighteenth Minute, in an incredible upset CHET MISSES THE THIRD DART! And then moves right along to involving Daisy in a game of sexy billiards. Your pizza boys and special guest Marshall ask the important questions, such as is Tony Hawk nice? Is the ideal man one who takes control AND says just what he means? And why don't they teach posture in school anymore?

Special Guest: Marshall Bruno

In our seventeenth Minute, the yet unnamed head yuppie character makes a bullseye, takes a shot, makes another bullseye, takes another shot, and then... Windsor and Hulford meet Marshall Bruno, and tell him about a dumb bet Windsor made, while also discussing the art of foley, changing eyebrow styles, and engage in some dream casting for "Livin' La Vida Loco: The Ricki Martin Story."

Special Guest: Marshall D. Bruno

In our super sweet sixteenth Minute, a group of yuppie white wine drinkers make themselves at home in Mystic's famously grimy Peg Leg Pub, as Daisy and Jo quietly observe. Windsor and Hulford are joined once more by resident paranormal linguistics expert Caitlin Fontecchio, and the three reminisce about their crappy cars of yesteryear, false implanted Street Shark memories, and horse fleshlights.

Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio

In our fifteenth Minute, Jo and Bill take Daisy to a bar, are accosted by some of Mystic's many terrible people outside, and then get serious. H&W are joined this Minute by linguistics expert Caitlin Fontecchio, and have a round table discussion about making out at the mall, losing limbs at sea, and artistic works set in Media, Pennsylvania.

Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio

In our fourteenth Minute, Kat totally aces the world's easiest job interview and we are briefly introduced to the colorful Peg Leg Pub. Windsor and Hulford welcome back special guest Yossi Wilson, bicker about the show's opening, speculate about the flavor of hundred-year-old koi, and express bafflement at Mystic Pizza character Phoebe's bizarre headwear for the third episode in a row.

Special Guest: Yossi Wilson

In our lucky thirteenth Minute, Kat meets her would be ward, Phoebe, and reads to her a very sad children's book while her dad takes an emergency architect call. Windsor and Hulford welcome another new guest, Yossi Wilson, and the three chat amicably about glass bricks, velveeta rabbits, and the difference between nautical and regular ol' telescopes.

Special Guest: Yossi Wilson

In our dozenth Minute, Kat meets her potential employer, area hot single dad Tim Travers, and the two bond over counterfeit antique telescopes. Your humble hosts, Winnie and the Incredible Hulf, engage their research-laden special guest in a thoughtful discussion of the conniving famous movie producer Samuel Goldwyn and Yale's class of '79. Finally Windsor presents us with a valuable public service announcement about everything pizzas.

Special Guest: Dominique Holland

In our eleventh Minute, Kat drops off lunch for her mother and her mother's rowdy coworkers, then jets off to a mysteriously colored house of unknown occupancy. Windsor and Hulford welcome their newest guest yet, Dominique Holland, and the lot of them chat about flash mob promposals, St. Vitus' dance, and the blinding whiteness of Mystic, Connecticut.

Special Guest: Dominique Holland

In our tenth Minute, Kat takes her motor scooter on a whirlwind tour of Mystic, culminating in a thrilling pizza delivery to her mother. Your loyal hosts and their most special of guests examine this scene from every angle, and then some, discussing bathroom upkeep, the beauty that is the Pequot language, and the latest lobster worker fashions.

Special Guest: John Werner

In our ninth Minute, Bill and Jo make out in broad daylight, as Kat and Daisy arrange a pizza delivery to their mother. Hulford and Windsor welcome another new guest, John Werner, who brings with him tales of the Yale-area pizza tradition, as well as a lot of interesting theories about the color-coded cosmic significance of hand-modified Slice of Heaven t-shirts. First, however, they launch into a long discussion about Lord of the Rings immediately after expressing a shared disinterest in the topic.

Special Guest: John Werner