In our eighth Minute, would be newlyweds Bill and Jo are chased from the titular pizza parlour by rude townies, and share a big wet sloppy kiss. Your loyal Pizza Mystics and special guest, William Ballbert, have a rap session about hobby store oversaturation, regional sandwich terminology, and maybe even make some future field trip plans...

Special Guest: Will Ball

In our seventh Minute, our runaway bride's entrance is immediately followed by that of her stay-in-place groom. Your hosts and a new special guest discuss the concept of "pulling a John Windsor," coworkers as bridesmaids, and mystical lighthouse keepers, but mostly just talk about Drew Carey a lot.

Special Guest: Will Ball

In our sixth Minute, the staff of Mystic Pizza get sassy in their natural habitat, and a certain familiar runaway bride reappears. Your Pizza Pals and special guest/producer Steve convene to talk about shark anatomy, foot afflictions, mega-Australians, and the fundamentals of steampunk Zach Galifianakis cosplay.

Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our fifth Minute, Jo passes out cold, and we're first introduced to the titular restaurant. Windsor and Hulford welcome the show's first guest, and the trio discusses vestment color coding, fainting of all varieties, butts and racks, and Rat Pack orgies.

Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our fourth Minute, marriage is forever... and forever is a long, LONG time... David has some grievances, everyone is reading each other's notes, and Windsor teaches us about the mechanics of Catholic weddings.

In our third Minute... heeeere comes the bride! And what's that she's got with her there? Oh, just some discussion of food allergies, 'smirky butt-looks', and solo movie-going experiences.

In our second minute, the opening credits come to a close, and a wedding begins. We discuss the varied career of Vincent D'Onofrio, make some friendly wagers, and speculate what this whole "Mystic Pizza" movie might be about in the first place.

In our first minute, we discuss the opening credits of "Mystic Pizza," as well as pre-Photoshop hair manipulation techniques and the various works of director Donald Petrie.