Michael, Eric, Clark and the crew play a new game called “Rate the Rage,” where they rank how mad different Dallas situations make them — from downtown parking and Deep Ellum nightlife to student driver stickers and people who say they live in Dallas but actually live 45 minutes away.

Plus, Michael tells a wild story about a dinner in LA where the bill showed up and things got very awkward.

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It’s Friday!

Clark might have a warrant, Bri might have gone on a date with a vampire, and Michael questions whether working out actually makes you die sooner after the news about Chuck Norris.

Plus, the Afroman court case, autonomous cars taking over Dallas and Austin, and why Waymo might be better than human drivers.

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Waymo finally hits Dallas, and Michael risks his life walking through the “valley of the shadow of death” just to test a self-driving car ride to In-N-Out.

Plus, Clark considers becoming a middle-aged streamer and Bri talks about moving from Portland to Dallas after a psychic prediction.

Then the crew plans to bring a psychic on the show and immediately regrets the idea.

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Hot takes are flying and nobody’s holding back!

The show sounds off on everything from overpriced chicken strips to whether that’s really Jim Carrey — and the internet is split 50/50.

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Michael debates a risky new plan to cover the 60th anniversary Star Trek convention in Las Vegas after discovering single-day tickets might not exist—forcing the crew to consider everything.

Later, the show dives into the internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey’s recent appearance, with the crew debating whether it’s just Botox, a publicity stunt, or something stranger.

Plus, the crew talks about a possible trip to the Short Circuit 40th anniversary event in Astoria, Oregon, Michael pitches a wild idea involving William Shatner, and the conversation spirals into the most ridiculous question of the episode: what’s the best way to die?

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Bri Collette joins the show and talks about her new job working inside Netflix House, where she plays characters in live experiences based on Squid Game and Stranger Things.

Meanwhile, Clark reveals some unexpected life changes—including losing his penthouse and moving back home—while Google’s AI somehow knows way too much about his financial struggles.

Plus, Michael shares the worst celebrity meet-and-greet experience ever, the guys debate pickle pizza, and Clark pitches a dangerous new prank idea involving a duck costume and possibly a gun.

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It’s Weird News Wednesday and the guys bring the strangest headlines they could find. One story involves a hospital evacuation, another sparks a lawsuit over a restaurant smell, and the last one might be the weirdest sport in the world.

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Restaurant scenario: your favorite celebrity is sitting 10 feet away.

Do you go up to them… or leave them alone?

There are rules to this.

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Michael spends $250 on a custom plush duck… and the prototype comes back looking like a yellow reindeer without antlers.

Then the show dives into Fallout Season 2 — what went wrong, why the writing feels off, and whether Walton Goggins is carrying the entire show.

Plus, Vince Gilligan’s new series gets a mixed reaction, Star Trek Academy sparks a heated debate, and Macaulay Culkin catches some unexpected criticism.

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Are you watching the Winter Olympics, or just trying to figure out where they’re streaming?

From Peacock confusion to a 90s TV nostalgia spiral, this one jumps from Fresh Prince and Varsity Blues to Lindsey Vonn, aging athletes, and the heavier reality of ALS.

Fast, reflective, and a little all over the place, just how it should be.

New episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays.

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