BEYOND overwhelmed and excited to have hilarious comedian Harriet Kemsley on today's episode!!!! Our anglophile hearts have grown three sizes this day.

We ask some hardhitting questions here, like...why won't the grinch wear pants? Do the Whos have a Whobilee? What HAPPENED before the new era of peace and prosperity? And also...what are all the Whos on, and can we get some?

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We’re covering A Christmas Melody and we’re joined by the one and only Ronald Young Jr!

Ronald is a writer, critic, and culture obsessive you may know from Leaving the Theater, NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour, and Weight for It!

🎄 A Christmas Melody info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4917236/

https://ronaldyoungjr.com

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Our most requested movie this holiday season! 

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RE-RELEASE TIME - in honor of having Stephanie Sy on the pod, we're re-rereleasing one of our favorite episodes!

or: "The Harbisons Get Religion"

Welp. This movie is perfect. I'd apologize, but this might have been our favorite episode to record to date. Was it because we'd consumed a bottle and a half of wine before deciding to record the podcast in the middle of the night after watching the movie because we just COULDN'T WAIT to talk about it?? Yeah, partially. But also, rarely does Hallmark give us a gift that is this GOOD! Especially when the trailer gave us the LOWEST expectations. Ugh, look at me. Look at me! I can't even stop in the caption. I must control myself.

As always, thank you so much for listening and sharing. We are so grateful to our listeners!! Keep on downloading, giving us 5 stars, and sharing with your nameless best friends. Follow us on Instagram for more fun supplementary content and updates! The more you share and rate and download, the more fun stuff we can do in the future. Please, don't make Jack get a job at a restaurant.

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If you've been around a while, you'll know that getting one of the girls from actual Santa Summit is just about the biggest deal ever?!? We have the lovely, talented, effervescent Stephanie Sy on the pod today covering the classic, White Christmas! If you haven't heard it, we really encourage you to listen to the Santa Summit episode, where we all had a bottle of wine and waxes rhapsodic for an hour about the magical film.

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Sophie is back! And this time we’re debating whether this movie is good, bad, or both. Grab a frozen hot chocolate and let’s go on a New York Holiday adventure!

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2025 Season Holiday episodes are incoming!!! In the meantime, enjoy this rerun from Patreon! AD FREE! It's like when dr*g dealers give you the first hit free, we're hoping to lure you into Patreon.

If you love The Sound of Music so much that you'll settle for anything even remotely similar, this is the movie for you! Not saying that's a bad thing, we actually found it pretty enjoyable. Were there a few ridiculous coincidences? Of course. A cheap device to create pity and a "serious" tone? Indeed. Was there a happy ending? Weirdly enough...we're not going to say. Even though you could guess.

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RERUN!!!!! We're getting ready to post a whole lot of new christmas/holiday episodes, but in the meantime enjoy this AD-FREE pre-holiday treat! A sample of the ad-free goodness you get on Patreon!

Vanessa Hudgens and Vanessa Hudgens star in The Princess Switch! Little to no effort is made to make this in any way plausible but it's still a pleasant movie. The rental house "Kevin" and "Stacy" have is fantastic, but what isn't beautiful in Belgravia, amirite? Besides the castle.

By the way, only one of us thought it was a good idea to leave the rambling intro in. It wasn't Beth.

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Yes, that's right, Jack is back! For God KNOWS how long, but we're happy to have this little flake back on the show, and this time with his wife in tow!

Kick back with your spiked cup of apple cider or blood or whatever and enjoy this week's film, full of wigs, vanity casting, and one unbelievable performance. You'll never GUESS which one of us didn't like it, and it's not who you might think...!

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It's another Hallmark movie everyone! This time featuring Romance Queen, Elissa Sussman, who spills the tea on her upcoming TV show starring an INCREDIBLY HOT heart throb and we talk about the awful hat and accents in this movie!

Where to find Elissa:

https://elissasussman.com/

But How's the Sex?

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