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 "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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The last two months were filled with celebrations and evacuations of our stomachs. Its been a rough ride, but we're here with you now! It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

What makes a "crazy nut"

Anniversary Review

Top Golf

Container Store shenanigans

Lauren can do ASMR

Lauren's dark book secret

Demon Slayer movie - Slight Spoilers

What to do when we die

Gray understands death and Bussin' Bussin'

White Trash Food Review

Parenting fails with stomach bugs

Recent model kit reviews with Phil

DoroHeDoro

Suprise! It's Banjo-Kazooie on Switch!

1000 downloads

Fat Daddy Fall

Ask Alexa about some juicy farts

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 "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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The month of June was wild with a whole vacation and other events, so we're coming to you on the 4th of July! Celebrate America and another episode of us, with you! It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Vacation to the beach

Google is a narc

Our vacation goals for this trip

Lauren would abandon her family if sucked through a portal

Trying to find a book for Phil

Phil wants to marry a Pokemon

Lauren's latest manga

Sonic 30th Anniversary Orchestra

Phil hides his emotions from Lauren 

Gray raged in games for the first time

Dead frogs and hurt turtles

Everything is named Hotshot

July 4th events

Latest books and models

No emails still

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You didn't think we'd skip May did you? Of course not! You've been waiting, and here we are at the last moment with a whole new episode for you. You doing ok? It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Our updated "set"

Three-year-olds playing soccer

We follow FCC guidelines on this podcast, dang it.

Sleep training Levi

Gunpla built since last time

Anime roundup from our youth

Gray started a new school

Shadow and Bone on Netflix

Final Fantasy Favorites

Gray's birthday

Thoughts on Mortal Kombat

No new emails. Y'all okay out there?

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 "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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We're in that season of life where we're still acclimating to two kids, and trying to find sleep for ourselves. Are we still sane, or have we lost our senses and understanding of what makes gravy? It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Calendars are important

We gush over Teen Titans Go!

Eiffel65 has a new fan

Neighbors hunting humans

Our song choices for Grayson

Blippi

Why did Spider-Man say "Damn it"?

Monster Hunter Rise quick review

Gravy contents

Levi teething

Phil's birthday

Lauren saw Phil cry for the first time

Phil got heated

Lauren's reading updates

We learn more about cults!

Jujutsu Kaisen

Email!

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 "Bit Quest" & "Breaktime" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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Adding a second child has really changed our dynamic and "Surprise!", made us exhausted so much the show had to wait for a few months. Funny how that works with a whole fourth member of the family popping into existence. It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Don't be tricked by your lizard brain to reproduce

I predict the future of our child interrupting us

Recap of the time the news said I had autism

We spoil "Now you see me"

We review Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 

Pumpkin Patch fiasco

Our oldest crashes the set 

Bedtime horrors from our child

Explaining to our child he doesn't know how to read

Lauren's MLM woes

Holiday speed round

A 3 year old's take on games

We relive our extra curricular accomplishments from high school

Phil wants suggestions for Sci-Fi horror short stories

Spiderman PS4 thoughts and Lauren's loss

Can you be mad a child when they say they and God love you?

Levi's new skills

Brotherly interactions

Mandalorian thoughts for seasons 1 and 2

Watch order for the trilogy movies

First real snow day

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We abandoned you in the darkest of hours, but we're back with an additional member, Levi! It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

How to social media?

We're on Twitter! @NaptimeNerdout

Potty Training Adventures

3 year old pro strats for Destiny 2

We're into Power Rangers!

Grayson and his parent preferences

Sleep training

Baby name shenanigans

Jesus the friendly ghost

3 phases of preschool

Anniversary surprises

Aggressive Christian Mud Wrestling

Fan email and best spam messages

How Levi was born

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 "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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We're back, and it's not like you can go anywhere (unless this is post Covid, but you're already here). It’s time for us to talk again while our child is (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Our son likes to point out everyone's anatomy

Pregnancy pillow reviews from a pregnant woman

Lauren's depressing TV choices

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun / Fire Force

Will it Shakespeare? Pandemic Edition!

Joanna Gaines cookbook and Lauren's beef

Hobby updates!

Two-time pandemic survivors

Crazy foods Americans eat

Its time to beg for emails.

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 "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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So yeah, we’re here again after “popular” demand. The world changed shortly after we got on schedule and this is our new normal, so it’s time for us to talk while our child is (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Covid and diseases named after us

Our jobs and working from home

Spending time with our son

Wall-e is bigger than sliced bread for our toddler

Things we’ve learned about each other while working from home

Our son is getting into Transformers and GI Joe

Pixar shorts will make you cry

Can trains breathe? A dive into Thomas the Tank Engine

Tiger King Spoilers abound

Lauren’s new passion: Diamond Painting

We’re now a Diamond Painting podcast

Animal Crossing updates for our island

Still no emails!? C’mon folks! 

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We don’t sound like hot garbage this episode guys! We’re on a new setup in the same bed, so it’s time for us to talk while our son’s (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Sex Robots teach Phil a new word: Prurient

Phil’s birthday

Grayson on gendered hats

Grayson’s ghost

We discuss what Phil learned in Catholic school

Lauren upsets people with her thoughts on animals in heaven

Animal Crossing

Daemon X Machina

Personal victories

We’re still blanking on emails folks

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We’re doing it guys! We’re back on schedule, and our son is in a new bed, so it’s time for us to talk while he’s (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss:

Phil's birthday month and wish list

New PC Build from Phil - It gets technical

Phil's been fast and loose with "Fast and loose"

Grayson stares into the void and camera

Big Boy Bed - A milestone

Obstinance in a child, followed by praise from others

Phil takes things personally from toddlers

Baby Dust and other lingo from parenting forums

Making money off of pregnancy test results

Lauren's Dad's inability to Whisper (its genetic)

Phil's way of describing faces (it's an art thing)

Escapism in literature

Phil compares Fable 3 to the Hunger Games prequel

Lauren's recent comics - Once and Future and MiddleWest

Groundhog day religion

We had junk mail this time to read!