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It’s been a while y’all! We have holidays to cover and life to catch up on while our little guy is hopefully asleep. We apologize in advance for the quality on this one. Phil tested in a vacuum and obviously didn’t do a great job. In the first episode of dub-dub we discuss:

New technology for the show

Watch how that leads to our downfall!

We have a soundboard!

We’re going to be more consistent (again)

We talk about our conceptions!

Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas

We’re doing Keto!

Phil paid a guy a dollar to eat pizza crust and spit it out

Is it acceptable to limit gifts for your child?

Can we respect we don’t do Santa?

Phil went to a Bass Pro Shop

Lauren’s fun with TSA

Lauren’s birthday trip

Phil wants to DM again

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"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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We survived 26 hours in a car with a child! Hear about how we stayed entertained and learned about the mile marker system, all while ourchild is tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss:
Lauren is continuously loud
We survived that trip!
How we entertained ourselves
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw in: Roadhouse
No lights on while driving. That's illegal
Lauren with a gun?
Phil has thoughts about animals
Mile markers are weird
Takeaways from each state we drove through
Christmas lists and gift giving
Replayability in games
No emails this time folks

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"Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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An episode that's roundabout on time? Must be that time of year when things get weird and a little spooky! Be prepared for musical fruits, talks of injured animals, and more food woes from Phil, all while their child is tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss:
30 Seconds of Summer, and Spokane
Trying GrubHub and DoorDash
Link's Awakening first impressions
Fruit Music!
We show our music expertise
Star-Blaster the kitten
Grayson found a dead cat
Car trip to Alabama
Email us please?

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We took some time away because we are liars, and we're back with episode 11, and a child tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss:
Have you ever been cancelled?
Did you know teenagers feel disdain for Phil?
Phil's one-sided McDonald's boycott
True laugh challenge
Vaping concerns
Holding hands and where Phil went wrong
How do you talk to strangers about your child?
Lauren's lack of hot takes
Too tired to read
Detective Pikachu (some spoilers)
Forensic Files
Upcoming books and games we want to get in to
Two emails!

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The tenth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. We're in the double digits y'all! In this episode we discuss:
Our anniversary trip
The Grand Cavern
Swananoa Palace and people are garbage
When hobbies become too expensive
Books Lauren says you should buy
We call out some authors. Fight me Steven King!
JoJo update
Gray loves Spiderman
We have another email!

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The ninth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:
Cars 3
We might infringe copyright singing a song
Other Children's 3D programing
New Segment: D-d-d-date Night!
JoJo part 4
What's your Stand?
E3 Discussion
Chernobyl was bad
We get an email about language etymology

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The eighth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:
Phil recorded a commercial for work
Phil runs a red light
The Magic School Bus and how Phil is wrong
Life Below Zero - Andy is a bad man
Semantics over the Arctic
New Conspiracy: Oceans aren't real
Flat Earth Documentary
Game of Thrones final season
Our child loves "wheels and go"
We discuss our child's unique language barriers
Lauren saw Aladdin
Phil saw John Wick 3
We have an email with a lot of questions

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The seventh episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. Now on better equipment! In this episode we discuss:
New technology in use for the podcast,
Kirlian Frequency (Netflix)
The Magic School Bus (Original and new series, Netflix)
Life Below Zero (Netflix)
The weird people living in Alaska (one probably killed a person)
Pokemon Sword and Shield
Our favorite starters
Favorite tropes in media
Will it Shakespeare? Trope Edition!
We're super lonely and want questions.

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The sixth episode of our (still recorded on a cell-phone) podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:
Lauren’s side of our relationship
Phil’s side of the relationship
Some of our firsts
A haiku from Phil
We finished JoJo!
Lauren’s watching The Kingdom
Now Playing: Monster Hunter and Smash
Currently watching: Letterkenney
Lauren reveals our secrets for the show
Phil’s love of the Oxford comma
We beg for questions at [email protected]
Lauren is a shill

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The fifth episode of our (getting better at recording) podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. In this episode we discuss:
Pokemon Cards and open them
Learning to run
Digimon
YuGiOh
Will It Shakespeare? (Christmas Edition)
Who do we sound/look like
Reveling in customer misery
Phil is confused about coffee
Waffle House© metric
Resolutions
Favorite Book/Game of 2018
Phil wants to send you pictures of his Monster Hunter shirt
Lauren learns memes