Narcissists Talking

Hey, Legends. Alaina and Jason are back in the studio, delivering high-caliber nachos once again. They recap the Grammys, a Star Wars Burlesque show, and read emails, before getting into their long promised Exploration: Live segment, where surprise, they are very funny and clever. Other topics include: Lady Gaga’s return, the term “nachos,” Alaina’s pottery prowess, Tayvis engagement, yacht rock, and elevator etiquette.

Please submit your submissions to the NTLAs, as Jason and Alaina will host the ceremony as soon as they return from The Amazing Race. 

Don’t forget to vote down below!
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Hey, beautiful Legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Today they cover the Oscars nominations and all the controversies surrounding it. Other topics include: their trip to NYC, Romeo & Juliet, Exploration Live: Live Show, Parade, Dìdi, The Wild Robot, The Brutalist, and The Jungle Book. They also chat Traitors, Matt James tomfoolery, Alaina’s toilet exploding, vlogger playlists, and how to pronounce “azure.”

Don’t forget to vote down below! 
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Email our publicist, Leslie, at [email protected] for all comments. Big shout out to George Glass for editing out Alaina’s phone call with her coworker.

Welcome to the second annual Narcissist Talking Legend Award Nomination Ceremony with your hosts, Jason and Alaina. It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Unlike the Emmys, Grammys, MTV Awards, Teen Choice Awards, Oscars, and the National Dog Show, the NTLA is the only award worth getting. Congrats to those lucky enough to receive a nomination! 

Because the narcissists are narcissists and can’t resist more time on the mic, they also chat The Traitors and open mail very briefly at the after-party.

Vote down below! Make your voice heard!

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Welcome to 2025, Legends! The Narcissists (Jason and Alaina btw) are loving this year so much. Lots of good culture already! They discuss Babygirl, Nosferatu, Drag Race and share New Year’s resolutions. Then they go into their “ins and outs” for 2025. Other topics include: their Golden Globes Kylie Jenner pregnancy debut prediction, Jason’s connections to the mob, Julia Louis-Dreyfus family history, fleece leggings, and best fabrics to use when grouting a Turkish mosaic lamp. 

Get your NTLAS nominations in by Thursday! And apologies for no mail time this week George Glass forgot to remind us. 

Hello legends. Hope you had a good 2024! The Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, had a blast! Today they recap the predictions they made for the year, and share what 2025 surely has in store. They also spill their top 10 films of the years, as well as chat culture. Topics include: Squid Games 2, popcorn butter hacks, Jason’s duvet cover, Dune Prophecy, Man on the Inside, and Tally the Elf updates. Thanks for another fun year! 

Remember to submit your nominations for the NTLAS ASAP! 

Email our publicist, George Glass, at [email protected] for all comments.

Happy holiday, legends! Welcome to the Narcissists’ official Christmas episode. This year they are ranking the top 12 Christmas songs. And of course they couldn’t pick 12, so they created an entire Xmas playlist for you to enjoy, check the link below. They open some mail, review a couple movies, sing songs, chat books — a joyous time was had by all! 

Narcissistmas Playlist
2024 NTLA Nomination Form

Remember to submit your nominations for the NTLAS! 

Email our publicist, George Glass, at [email protected] for all comments.

Welcome, Legends, to the start of the NT award season! Narcissists, Alaina and Jason, take to the stage and announce the official categories for the 2024 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards AKA the NTLAs. Vote down below! They also talk about new movies they’ve seen (Queer, Interstellar, Gladiator 2, After Hours) and some shit from a butt (conveyor belts, Toy Story 2, train conductors, Phineas and Ferb, RHOSLC, Doechii, and Sisterhood.) Also please settle the argument: are farts funny?

NTLA Nomination Submissions: https://forms.gle/nH7YgqUi4wPfdvwt8

Email our publicist, George Glass, at [email protected] for all comments.

Legends, sit back and relax, while the narcissists guide you through new and exciting culture. After running into Timotheé Chalamet, Jason and Alaina are scrambling to know where to go from here. Lots of movies this week (Gladiator 2, Y2K, Hundreds of Beavers, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and more) as well as musicals (Les Mis, Great Comet). Other topics include: vibrato envy, Alaina’s trombone fiasco, and, of course, Bald Ann Dowd.

See you next week for the NTLAS! Or else yell at us!

Email our publicist, George Glass, at [email protected] for all comments.

Goonhive, you’re in for a treat! The narcissists are joined by brother of the pod, Adam, and overall mother, Jenna, for a long awaited episode of FUN! This is the longest episode to date! The haters are seething rn…

Topics include: Gopher football, rowing, types of boats, pirates benefits, Wicked, Breaking Bad, Megalopolis, Ambercrombie, Goodreads, movie musicals, Survivor, phone etiquette, and pickles. See y’all next week for the first part of the NTLAs awards!

Also if you are TJ from Musical Bingo at TJ Hooligans you SUCK! And we hate you! 

Email our publicist, George Glass, at [email protected] for all comments.

Legends, let us be glad! The narcissists are recapping Wicked and, spoiler alert, they loved it. This takes up most of the episode tbh. They also discuss the activating journey of watching Emilia Pérez. They look to the western sky about upcoming movies, discuss the symphony, the Marauders, simple machines, Dune Prophecy, and what they’re thankful for (all the legends out there!)