Narcissists Talking

Bello, legends. The Narcissists have had a great week filled with Alaina’s birthday celebrations. Speaking of birthdays, welcome fellow birthday boy, Seth Holland, to your ears! Boy oh boy do they get into it this week! Topics include: Obama-era clubbing music, sidebangs, German culture, popemobile suggestions, breakfast in Italy, People’s Sexiest Man Alive??, Mr Clean’s race, films: Gladiator, Joker, Alien, Napoleon, Anora, Vine compilations, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Elmo rights, Usher, Grammy album of the year predictions, slow walkers, and Rolland the farter  

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Good afternoon, Legends. Jason and Alaina have had the best week ever!!!! To celebrate, they discuss culture and a whole bunch of other shit. Topics include: Conclave, Grammy nominations, Halloween recap, swimming meets, Noirvember, snap streaks, banned books, New York Times Best Seller List, His Firl Friday, Mad TV, The Empire Strips Back, and favorite TikTokers. Stream Aquamarine by Addison Rae <3

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BOO! Did you spook? If not, the narcissists are sure to frighten in this very special, bone-chilling Halloween episode. They’ve been devouring culture like the gluttons they are. Topics include: DWTS, Agatha All Along,  The Substance, Only Murders in the Building, and new pop hits. Other spooks include: work kahoots, face skinny, LMFAO revival, Boba and Kiki, Elphaba riffs, Love it or List it, drowning at the dentist, braids dying, and People’s Sexiest blank. They also share some great Halloween costume ideas!

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Tell a friend to tell a friend the narcissists are back! They had a packed weekend lol and still have to send things into space! #booked 

They cover many topics as usual: Bossa nova Sundays, Dogs Playing Poker, Disney honeymooners, Agatha All Along, Jason’s familial connections to the mob, Andrew Garfield, the history of dance, and buff Sydney Sweeney.

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Welcome back, Ledglings! Jason and Alaina are reunited and have lots to yap about. They open mail and sponsor Erik calls in to give the narcissists a stern talking to -_- Then they tangent about fall ambiance on YouTube, West Side Story, Survivor updates, Jasons uncle’s ferrets, VBS, bedtime prayers, the rapture, performing spells on Alaina’s hot neighbor, BRAT album, Google photos gatekeeping, Spotify wrapped, and airplane beef. Also they discuss recent films: Mystic Pizza, Addams Family Values, Practical Magic, and Will & Harper.

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Lock in Legends because Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are back with another episode of their hit podcast. Today they discuss their recent hiking journey, struggling with clocks, eating in the car, exotic themes for the silver screen, messy pranks, burger fools, and gay witches. They talk recent film and tv watches, open mail, and give their finale thoughts on Rings of Power! Open your ears and hearts now.

Skip to (46:12) to avoid Rings of Power spoilers.
Skip to (57:00) to avoid Wicked spoilers.

Also! Don’t forget to send in your recommendations for the official Narcissists Talking Golden Record, which we will send into space later this month.

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Legends, welcome back, and if you’re new... okay wow. Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, woke up early to record this riveting episode. Topics include: glambot fails, fall book recommendations, current TV shows and movies, goblin origins, Sydney Dance Company performance of love lock, Babies at weddings, Sleep schedule hacks, Gracie Abram’s workout routine, and ropes. They also learn about the music Earth sent into space for the aliens to enjoy. Send in your thoughts, Legends!

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Hey Pookies! Local Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are mic’ed, young, and ready to stick handle the legends through the harrowing world of all things culture. Have no fear! This week’s topics include: mail time, phone in shower, DWTS, sport movies, SNL Host predictions, Sex and the City, baseball term list, the Emmys, Yankee Doodle Dandy lore, Insane elevator art, & their guiding star, Moo Deng. It’s also fall?? The narcissists are ready! Listen to find out what they have on their watch list….

Also we have our first ad! S/o to our sponsor, Erik Iverson. Please never stop budgeting!

Link to skip the Sixth Sense spoilers: (58:23)

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Legends get ready to enter mental zone 5. Another guest?? Well, yes! Brother of the pod, Erik Iverson, is back as our first two-timer! Lots of yapping to me had on our ~government-funded~ podcast.

*To avoid Rings of Power spoiler discussion skip to (1:09:38).

Topics include:

Alaina downloading Strava 

Erik’s new “outside clothes” 

Scaring kids 

Erik’s three words to describe himself

Jason’s office jargon list 

Malaphor 

Letterboxed top 4 review 

Rings of power(!)

SNL 

Dancing with the stars cast reveal

Bachelorette finale review  

Yoga classes

Macros on Microsoft 

SYTYCD

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Bello Legends! Sorry for the long time away. In true narcissist fashion, Alaina and Jason were delayed getting this podcast out, but this episode is worth the wait! They are joined by none other than the Worst Legend of the Year award recipient at the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards, Josh Gottschalk! Gottschalk couldn’t have been more grateful to be in the narcissist’s presence to discuss a litany of topics such as Lord of the Rings, recent Letterboxed activity, Disney adults, Beniffer divorce, Marcel the Shell, Blue Planet, homeschooling, Costco Guys, Popstar Academy, our fav new podcast and, of course, horses.

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