Narcissists Talking

Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale. They also play two fun musical games! Please listen we have kids to feed.

¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, Super Mario 64, and Jason’s recommended “stimming” playlist. They also chat new music, Jojo Siwa, important Charlotte the Stingray update, and most importantly Taylor Swift TTPD clownery.

Shout out to democracy

Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter, Canterbury Tales, tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his manager, but George Glass did some cutie edits. Also shout out to the folks who sent in mail, except for Erik who roasted us fml Eric!!! (Spelled wrong on purpose)

Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus turning water into wine slay. Rate this podcast 5 stars or Shelob (best lob) will SNATCH you!! 

Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a mail segment. They also give an overview of the films releasing this year and oh mamma we got good things ahead. The Narcissistics then talk music such as the Olivia Rodrigo concert, Deeper Well, Yung Gravy, Girls5eva, and Kate Perry’s Simlish album. Give us 6 stars so we can be famous 5eva!!

My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??

Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics include: 45 minute coaster, fireworks at Disney, the pyramids, tiger extinction, Dolly the sheep, and the glockenspiel, because of course.

Hey Legends. Jason and Alaina are back for more fun! This weeks topics are truly all over the place: Jumbo the elephant, country music, Zendaya, water in ear, Dune London Premiere, Met Gala, tropes deep dive. They also bravely and vulnerably take a journey through their notes app and discuss their dream Traitors cast, celebrity theories, new bits, and more. Give us 5 stars or else…?

Play ball!!! Tonight Jason and Alaina are watching the Super Bowl (aka Wicked trailer premiere.) Hear their LIVE thoughts as the game streams in the background (on mute DUH.) Other topics include: The Grammys, hating on Taylor Swift, Teletubbies ranking, Gua sha, The Traitors, country music, Cat Cohen, and favorite green friends, of course. Jason also shares a new word! Listen! 

Also insane how Alaina says country is in and Beyoncé an hour later announces new country album???

Come celebrate Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2023 Narcissists Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists, Jason and Alaina (and others….) The results are in! Tonight, special winners will go home with one of the most coveted awards there is, an NTLA (the boys all know).