Narcissists Talking

Welcome to day 5 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Listen as the hosts guide you through ghosts of 7 wonders past, present, and future. 

Heyyyy legends. The narcissists are back, but this time it’s a full length ep. Topics include: Wonka, Waitress, The Boy and The Heron, sh*tting in bookstores, sh*tting at weddings, Sara Bareilles EGOT, Golden Globes nominations, Tate McRae, & beefing with Simone Biles. Stream worthy… we’ll let you be the judge of that…

ALSO! There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

• Queendom award 
• Best text never sent 
• Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
• Worst man
• Most distinctive era of life
• Taylor swift award for best era
• Best movie we didn’t see 
• Worst trauma to have 
• The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
• Barbie award for achievement in feminism
• Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies 
• Best movie to see with dad
• Worst movie to see with dad 
• The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
• Ugly hot award 
• Devastating!  
• The bear award for most stressful place of work
• Best strike
• Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut 
• Movie we wished had a lil frontal  
• Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
• Best blind singer/actress 
• Biggest insult towards us 
• Biggest threat to us 
• Glizzy award for best nickname 
• Hottie boombody award
• Biggest change 
• Biggest Journey
• Biggest Gag
• Wealth indicator 
• Worst legend 
• Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
• Hat of the year 2023 

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected].

Welcome to day 4 of Narcissismas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today it’s about the Mozart of our time, Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear Jason iconically say, “They say the day the music died is about Selena Gomez losing her last kidney.”

There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

• Queendom award 
• Best text never sent 
• Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
• Worst man
• Most distinctive era of life
• Taylor swift award for best era
• Best movie we didn’t see 
• Worst trauma to have 
• The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
• Barbie award for achievement in feminism
• Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies 
• Best movie to see with dad
• Worst movie to see with dad 
• The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
• Ugly hot award 
• Devastating!  
• The bear award for most stressful place of work
• Best strike
• Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut 
• Movie we wished had a lil frontal  
• Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
• Best blind singer/actress 
• Biggest insult towards us 
• Biggest threat to us 
• Glizzy award for best nickname 
• Hottie boombody award
• Biggest change 
• Biggest Journey
• Biggest Gag
• Wealth indicator 
• Worst legend 
• Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
• Hat of the year 2023 

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected].

Welcome to Day 3 of Narcissistmas, legends (sky people), where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina (Na’vi), break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today we aren’t alone in the studio because Eywa is here to help us dive into the world of James Cameron’s Avatar. We love those blue freaks!! 

Welcome to day 2 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today they honor the creation of the GPS, because without her…… girl…. we’re lost!! 5 stars or naughty list xoxo

Welcome to day 1 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today is all about the who, what, where, Wii of the 2006 best selling Christmas present, the Wii. 5 stars or naughty list!!

Ho, ho, ho, Legends! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are feeling festive today so they wanted to celebrate by giving some holiday pop culture recommendations. They of course discuss other media recently consumed during this holiday season like Variety’s Actors on Actors, Drag Race S16 promo, DWTS finale, Doja Cat, May December, Gerry from the bachelor, idk honestly!!! Bro please just listen.

There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

• Queendom award 
• Best text never sent 
• Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
• Worst man
• Most distinctive era of life
• Taylor swift award for best era
• Best movie we didn’t see 
• Worst trauma to have 
• The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
• Barbie award for achievement in feminism
• Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies 
• Best movie to see with dad
• Worst movie to see with dad 
• The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
• Ugly hot award 
• Devastating!  
• The bear award for most stressful place of work
• Best strike
• Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut 
• Movie we wished had a lil frontal  
• Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
• Best blind singer/actress 
• Biggest insult towards us 
• Biggest threat to us 
• Glizzy award for best nickname 
• Hottie boombody award
• Biggest change 
• Biggest Journey
• Biggest Gag
• Wealth indicator 
• Worst legend 
• Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
• Hat of the year 2023 

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected].

¡Hola leyendas! Welcome to this week’s episode of Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Big week for the pod! They introduce the categories for the first annual Narcissists Talking Legend Awards 2023, and hint at their upcoming 12 Days of Narcissistmas. Other topics include: No Hard Feelings, Spotify Wrapped, horses, LoTRs Two Towers, & Minneapolis mega murder of crows. They also do a music segment! Okay how fun??

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email podcast producer, George Glass, at [email protected].

NTLA categories:

• Queendom award 
• Best text never sent 
• Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
• Worst man
• Most distinctive era of life
• Taylor swift award for best era
• Best movie we didn’t see 
• Worst trauma to have 
• The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
• Barbie award for achievement in feminism
• Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies 
• Best movie to see with dad
• Worst movie to see with dad 
• The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
• Ugly hot award 
• Devastating!  
• The bear award for most stressful place of work
• Best strike
• Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut 
• Movie we wished had a lil frontal  
• Xochitl Gomez award for big star potential
• Best blind singer/actress 
• Biggest insult towards us 
• Biggest threat to us 
• Glizzy award for best nickname 
• Hottie boombody award
• Biggest change 
• Biggest Journey
• Biggest Gag
• Wealth indicator 
• Worst legend 
• Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
• Hat of the year 2023 

Ello Legends! Jason is back from his iconic London adventure (Yes, Alaina did go to Bemidji too whateverrr!!). The narcissists are giddy to jump on the mic and talk movies: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Priscilla, The Killers, and—fresh out the theater—Saltburn. They read mail, watch for Reputation TV drop (clowned again I don’t want to talk about it), The Crown, escape rooms, Ariana Grande scatting, suburban miner from TikTok, & so on and so forth. And finally Jason dazzles with details from his amazing trip!

IMPORTANT: Jacob Elordi if you are reading this please contact us.

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

Lots in pop culture this week!! Thank god we have pop culture consumer, Cullen, and Lauren, who has other talents, on the pod! Topics include: Burlesque, Mean Girls trailer, Avatar the Last Airbender trailer, Grammy Noms, People’s magazine hottest man (SNUBBED), Monopoly, and menacing loon. They do a fun blind rank segment, which as I said is fun!! Jason and Alaina also answer Lauren’s questions on what is c*nt and not c*nt.

It’s also Alaina’s birthday and she wants 5 stars and Zombies to WIN in the poll!!!

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.