Narcissists Talking

First your ears, next THE WORLD. The narcissists low key have nothing to talk about lmaoooooo, but they will not be silenced!!! Never back down never surrender!! They did see Killers of the Flower Moon and loved it so they talk all about it and then they just start yapping about god knows what. Topics include: the Dewey Decimal system, Ziwe, Jason’s stye, Noir-vember, jazz trios, soggy arugula, and cold water. Five stars, no?

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

Ever been wanting to watch Zombies 3 with your friends but you have to buy a wedding dress?? If so, this episode is for you! A lot is covered in this episode, as Jason and Alaina are joined by special guest, Karly Hennen (recently engaged). Coming off Hallowekend, 1989 TV drop, and the full Zombies trilogy, there’s a lot of excitement on the mic. They talk Survivor, Alaina’s 2 big falls (for a man and on the street), seeing The Pope, our anticipated top songs of the year, HSMTMTS, and even SPORTS!! Can you believe!!

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

Hey leg-ends! How are you doing? Oh good. On this ep the narcissists talk recent musical ventures such as: The Eras Tour film, Dicks: The Musical, Falsettos, The Girl from North Country. They also deep dive into eel reproduction, learn what a geographical “cape” is, and Alaina’s “Justice” spice - all likely things for a pop culture podcast for sure for sureeee.

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

BOO! Legends, enter if ye dare bc the ghouls are ringing in Cuntober with a spooky, ooky Halloween ep. The narcissists give their (super highly requested) top fall and Halloween movies, books, and TV recommendations. They then share the official “Top scares of the Year” list that can’t be added to so sorry!!! Prepare for shrill, thrills, and chills.

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

Hey dirty little legends, do we have an ep for you. The narcissists host their highly requested second guest of the podcast- Alaina’s sister, Lillian! She brings (as expected) a specific flavor to the pod!! They kick off the ep with some fan mail before diving into recapping Beetlejuice: the Musical, Alaina’s new strange shows (DWTS, Riverdale), Travis Kelce, and celebrity pregnancy theories. Lilli also lists the 100s of iPad games she plays and the writer of this description simply refused to list them all!!

Also FLASH SALE: buy a bit!! The narcissists and Lilli rattle off new bit ideas for you to use and purchase (Venmo: amgraupman) in this fun new segment.

Of course, please email [email protected] for all queries, praises, and compliments

The narcissists have never said less, yet more at the same time. I (thankless descriptor) fear that Alaina and Jason have LOST IT. In the longest episode yet they update y’all on about recent movies (The Last Five Years, A Haunting in Venice), Chappell Roan’s new album, Joe Jonas CRIMES, LoTR, whatever whatever. The meat of the episode is when they read through emails from their hilarious and dedicated legends!! Y’all make us CRACK up! “Ess good.”

Other moments:

• Alaina answers who she’d rather save Percy Jackson or Taylor Swift
• The lore of Hollywood villains: Lea Michelle, Emma Roberts, Lillian
• Jason’s discovers a new screaming Todd impression

To have your email read on the podcast (or u can be anonymous COWARDS) please email at [email protected] 

The narcissists are back recapping media and culture once again! Jason and Alaina talk and talk and talk about many listen-worthy topics such as: The Bear, What we do in the Shadows, Lempicka, silly memes, Drew Barrymore, VMAs, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Spotify AI, and sooooo many more you jussssttt have to trust us. They’ve been really into “bits” these days so you get a lot of that this ep. Please Venmo us if you want to use any ($5)! Hope y’all have Hulu!

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Well, well, well someone FINALLY read a Narcissists Talking description!! Legends, this episode is the 11th episode special! To celebrate, Jason and Alaina get silly on sweet vermouth and talk pop culture. And TRUST there’s a lot to chat about: HSMTMTS, GUTS, Jonas/Turner divorce, Kylie and Timothee, AHS return, Jimmy Fallon (bad), and Ashton Kutcher (bad). They also report on upcoming films that debuted at film festivals recently, many of which are getting early Oscar buzz. 

Fun fact: Jason and Alaina were both on the brink of peeing their pants for half this ep, but they simply HAD to keep podcasting!!!

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AHHWOOOOO!! Jason and Alaina (the rizzler) are back. They’ve done and seen so much this week and now it’s time to reflect and share. Alaina updates on reading LoTR, Jason is now convinced on camping, and both parties are full (heart and stomach) post state fair. But whatever!! They are most excited to discuss the comedies of the year Bottoms and Theater Camp. Legends you MUST go! As they say a million times it’s sooooooo funny. Also please let Alaina know if SHEEEEEsh is working or not xoxo 

A podcaster is never late!! They release an ep precisely when they mean to! Legends, this ep is a hobbits feast for your ears. After returning to The Shire after saving Alaina’s towed car, Jason and Alaina discuss this week’s highs (HSMTMTS, RW&RB) and lows (Dune 2 delayed, Venus retrograde, MERRY/PIPP). They then open their first emails from real life listeners, and Alaina unpacks her first Lord of the Rings experience (spoiler: she’s obsessed). Finally, they explain the lore of c*nt, and list off some top c*nty things. Hope you enjoy thank you for reading our descriptions!!!