From Philadelphia Cream Cheese #spon that implies you need couples therapy to Natasha Bedingfield's "dump truck ass", today's Who? Weekly is going to make you yell, "WHO IS HENRY CAVILL'S MYSTERY GIRLFRIEND?!!" Here's a hint: She's NOT Danielle Beausoleil, no matter what The Sun claims. Moreover, Nick Cannon's having twins (again) and that's not even the weirdest part, JoJo Siwa wears herself on a sweatshirt in People, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison keep their feud alive (while Patrick Schwarzenegger and Elijah Wood start one), Janelle Monae gets pap'd on a yacht and January Jones bludgeons 2 rattlesnakes. TWO.

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