A 31 year old straight white balding male gets petty once again, describes his LGBTQ coffee mug, explains why life in general kinda sucks, and gets ready for a disney trip.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old mostly straight white male talks about his most recent catering gig, a 2:00am gas station belt salesman, and his upcoming disney trip.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old straight white father reads and gives his thoughts on two of the greatest news stories of our time: "Woman arrested after sending 159,000 text messages after first date." and "Man jailed in Turkey for 20 days because he looked gay."

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old, bald-headed, somewhat level-headed, mildly mature, white male learns about these horrid facilities called "Diaper Spa's"(Thanks to Tim Dillon). He then reads details about it straight from the website and gives his two cents. BUCKLE UP FOLKS!

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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old balding Rad Dad has some follow-up comments on his preworkout toilet destruction and also explains why being parent is just a free-lance job with no script.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old has-been makes fun of todays kids' hip lingo and gives a few recent examples of why he is a petty captain.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old captain/chef explains why Holy Halfshell has a leg up on their competitors, in terms of quality/freshness of oysters. Follow "Holy Halfshell" on Instagram!

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by AC/DC - Back In Black
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A 31 year old balding skipper rants about the ignorant/unrealistic expectations of oyster dealers, talks about an earth shattering news headline, and brings up his top king cakes.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old, very white, caucasian male vents about a certain group of people, compares southerners and northerners during freezing temps, and introduces a new habit his wife picked up.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old sexy, exhausted captain rambles about his cold/wet/windy oyster trip, old guys that say "back in my day", bad farts while wearing a rain suit, and also pats himself on the back using the magical "Unfold" iPhone ringtone.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.