A 31 year old balding cauasian male talks about the best name in all of sports, HeyDudes, blue agave nectar, and his favorite hot sauces.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old church-goer, who also believes in science, talks about his Christmas Eve Mass experience, aliens watching us as entertainment, and New Years goals.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old rad dad gives some fatherly tips, talks about an inside job involving a seagull, and calls for more diversity in the kids' toys industry.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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"Deck my balls with boughs of holly LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA"
A 31 year old jolly ole fart decides to do an early morning episode about the joys of Christmas and was incredibly unsuccessful. Instead he rambles about Morris Bart straight bussin now, a Latin Jesus' Christo, and annouces two very exciting, nerve-wracking, amazing, stressful, joyous pieces of news!

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old balding caucasian male misses his normal floodgate lady, talks about the amazing genetics of black girls in middle school, rants about sensitive people protecting tradition, and (like a loser) spots a major mistake in Disney's "Moana".

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old balding man-child talks about his 4am gas pump convo, a misinterpretation at work, possible outcomes of his daughter chugging holy water, and the magic of Creed.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Creed - Higher
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A 31 year old balding oyster boat captain riffs over an inspiring iPhone ringtone, teaches some oyster boat lingo, and gives a little update on the current Louisiana oyster industry.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old, extremely tired, very pale, white caucasian male rambles about the weirdness of dreams, talks about plotting against 2 irresponsible feral boys and their mother at a playground, and slightly lectures about being nice to old folks.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old, balding caucasian male rambles about the trending "Netflix Fireplace", a not-so-proud Marie milestone, mean ole' Lane Kiffin kicking a player off his team, and assembling his daughter's play kitchen sent straight from Hell (China).

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old, barely employed, balding, oyster boat captain explains why he missed a day of work, talks about some delirious 4am comic relief, rambles about Argentina's newly elected president, and gives thanks to all mothers out there.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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