A 31 year old balding Rad Dad has some follow-up comments on his preworkout toilet destruction and also explains why being parent is just a free-lance job with no script.

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A 31 year old has-been makes fun of todays kids' hip lingo and gives a few recent examples of why he is a petty captain.

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A 31 year old captain/chef explains why Holy Halfshell has a leg up on their competitors, in terms of quality/freshness of oysters. Follow "Holy Halfshell" on Instagram!

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A 31 year old balding skipper rants about the ignorant/unrealistic expectations of oyster dealers, talks about an earth shattering news headline, and brings up his top king cakes.

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A 31 year old, very white, caucasian male vents about a certain group of people, compares southerners and northerners during freezing temps, and introduces a new habit his wife picked up.

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A 31 year old sexy, exhausted captain rambles about his cold/wet/windy oyster trip, old guys that say "back in my day", bad farts while wearing a rain suit, and also pats himself on the back using the magical "Unfold" iPhone ringtone.

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We are back once again to finish what we started: an extremely informative/childish conversation about animals getting freaky in the most bizarre ways.
Check out links below for WILD Animals XXX. Just kidding... but really.

Headless Praying Mantis Sex - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
Poison Dart Frog Dad LYFE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP37rnwa-UY
Spider that catapult escapes after climaxing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTeKi_kIIY
Murderous Bumblebee Riot Orgy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnJ84f9ExXw
Sickle Bill's SICK dance moves - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX40mBb8bkU
Jujitsu Expert Tarantula Hawk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7expa-ykzg
Queen Ant and her Minions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHoRiFq3ekw

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Cody, Jordan, and Ethan join us this week in drafting the freakiest animals, in terms of attracting mates, bizarre mating rituals, & crazy offspring facts. Check out some links below.

Cuck anglerfish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsyZnVx2rQ
Peacock spider dance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbScg3r1oQ
Cuttlefish dressing in drag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1-JQTiZGc
Freshwater mussel moneyshot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2x8ts5STzY
Seahorse Dad of the year - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKcNC8Bp3Y
Kangaroos' magical genetalia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNZx_ipj1sM
Clownfish "Pick of the Year" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgUFkM34R7U
"Death by Sex" Quoll - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXTyNLoE-o

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A 31 year old balding male feminist questions the wages of different road workers, lists a few magical meats, and talks about the latest white girl religion(Stanley Cup).

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A 31 year old balding cauasian male talks about the best name in all of sports, HeyDudes, blue agave nectar, and his favorite hot sauces.

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